I wear one sweatshirt for 2 weeks in a row without washing it.
Bae:"Hey um you smell...........intresying."
Me:"oh it must be my sweatshirt sorry if its bothering you I can take it off.#
Bae:"Yes please take it off "(sweatshirt the sweatshirt just making that clear you perves)
Me:"Ok"
Bae:"hey why don't you wear my sweat shirt"
Me:"but you never wear a sweatshirt what are you just gonna call up yo momma and say can you bring me a sweatshirt"
Bae:"no I can't and I wont "
Me:"well then let me put my sweatshirt back on please"
Bae:"no"
Me:"and why not"
Bae:"cause I have a surprise for you"
Me:"ok"(holding back an anxious smile and giggle)
Bae:(* goes to locker and gets out a sweatshirt and brings it back over to me*)
Me:"what is this"
Bae:"its a sweatshirt"
Me:"oh you ass I know its a sweatshirt I mean who's is it?"
Bae:"mine"
Me:" ok what's it for?"
Bae:"I want you to wear it"
Me:"ok"(*holding back a scream*)
Bae:" and one question"
Me:"yes"
Bae:"I've wanted to ask you for a while now"
Me"yes what is it"(*about to get on the ground curl up in a ball and scream cry and die all three at the same time*)
Bae:"will you go out will me?"
Me;(*at the top of my lungs*)"YES YES. YES. YES"
Bae:"ok calm down!"
Me and bae 15 years later!
Priest:"and you ****** ***** take this woman to have and to hold through sickness and heath to have and to hold forever and always"
Bae:"I do"
Priest:" and you ****** ***** take this man to have and to hold through sickness and in Heath to have and to hold forever and always"
Me:"I do"
Priest:"you may now kiss the bride
To be continued.................................
