If I ask you nicely can we try something new, I read a book called 50 shades, I read about things I never knew
If I buy some paddles, would you spank my bum, bend me across you knee, snack both cheeks not one
Can you buy some handcuffs?, on ebay or perhaps on Amazon prime, would you play some games with me, if you got the time
Do you think you could tie me up, with zip ties or a scarf, perhaps we could try some water sports, whilst I'm in the bath
I'm not sure I'd like you to pee on me, but if you want to try it, id even wear some kinky stuff, I'll even go and buy it
We could buy some dildos, Ann Summers sell the RABBIT, get some lube and Butt plugs, if the sex shop has it
I never knew there were such things, until I read that book, now I want to try this world, or at least just take a look.
You could call me dirty names, treat me like a whore, take me roughly from behind, then throw me out your door
I dont want no romance, do with me what you will, stick your cock in all my holes until you've had your fill
I've even seen a piece of kit, I think it's called a gag, it has a ball to strap in your mouth, you wear it whilst you shag
We could buy some ropes and chains, for my nipples get a clamp, I must confess I'm excited, the thought has made me damp
I think I want you to try, I want you to treat me bad, but only if you want too, I dont want to make you sad
I know this request is strange, but the thought makes my heart beat quicker, I know it will be tough for you, yes i know you are a Vicar
