LISA.
Im bored. Lonely. I dont work today. Amaru up in the studio. Daman lee bruh what a women gotta do for entertain meant? Ooh I got it. I got it. Call Tabone nd Chilli sauce.
*Making they phone ring on 3way*
TandC-Hello?
Me-HEY YALL!!!
Them-Hey Lisa!
Me-Well what yall doin? Nothing? Kay good bring yall asses here. Love you bye.
(Hangs.up)
Meanwhile while wait for them I go start on this painting i was doing. Me surrounded by planets and symbols of things that i love.
Bout an hour later.
Tionne and Rozonda came nigga knocking at my door.
(Beating on the door)
I open it up.
Me-Well hello mutha phuckas.
Them-Heey girl. Whassup (they push lisa aside and step in)
Lisa-Well okay then just push me to the side (mumbles)bankheaded mfs.
Tionne-Just because we just got here dont me i wont.turn my ass around li.
Ro-Where my babies?
Me-At school. But I miss yall. Havent talked in like a month.
Ro-I KNOOOW.
Tionne-True.
Me-What yall been up to tho?
Ro-(blushes)
MenT-SPILL IT.
Ro-Well, Im talking to this new guy. His name is Darryl.
He 5'11, chocolate, all his teeth,8pack he LOVES Tron, can cook, actually he a chef.Very smart. Best hygiene on a guy ever. He is a healthy one. More healthy then me.
We actually been talking for a year and well (shows ring finger)
All-AAAAHHHHHH!!!(jumping up and down with excitement)
Tionne-(punches chilli)Why u havent told us about him?
Ro-I wanted to.make sure he was the one. But anyway whassup witchuTionne??
(Ro and Lisa turn face Tionne)
Tionne-Well. (Hesintantly) I, kinda sorta kissed a girl. We kinda sorta ended up doing more then kissing. It kinda sorta felt good. ... and
(Gets cut off. Jae and Liyah walk in)
Jae&Liyah-Hey mom. Hey Auntie Tionne and Auntie Ro. (Goes and gives them hugs and kisses)
Jae-May we interuppt yall for a moment more please?
Liyah-Pretty please?
Lisa-Yeah sure, whats up mommies babies?
Jae-(really look?)
Mom... like really?
Well anyway. U know ya kids got talent right?
Liyah-(to Tionne and.Ro) MAD TALENT
(Jae takes out the demo and her and Liyah both grabs one side. Sets it one the coffee table)
Jae-Just pop that in and your going to see.
Liyah-Get a good laugh (winks)
(Jae and Liyah walk hand in hand up the stairs down the hall into Jae room.)
Lisa-(confused)
O...k
Ro-They always up.to something huh?
Lisa-Hell yeah. Me and Amaru be worried sometimes.
(Turns to T)
Tionne....
Tionne-yes lisa?
Lisa-You gay.Or bi. But trust me when i say i.been knew that.
Ro-Yeah me too. Even tho u THOUGHT u had us fooled
Tionne-Well.. how.. buut.. how..and. i didnt even.. im not even... huuuuh?
Lisa-(goes up stairs to her and pulls out a box then came back down) You left this here. For one. That night yo ass was misreable and high off medicine.
Also back in 95 me and chill saw u kiss like a full blown make out.
Ro-yeah lisa wanted to watch buuuut i was like no.
Tionne-(looks.down) yall okay with that?
Ro-we still here aint we?
Lisa-Well.duuhh stupid.
They all laughed and talked. Lisa popped in the girls demo.
Her, tionne and ro listened.
Their mouths dropped.
Tionne-Oh..
Ro-My...
Lisa-Mutha fuckin Damn.
Back upstairs in Jae room
Me and Liyah was up stairs in my room. Just talking and.laughing. Bonding together We did our homework and listen to see if mom was listening to our demo. It took a while but when they finally did push play me and liyah listened for awhile.
But now im sleepy and she(Liyah) sleepy.So goodnight.
Liyah-night jae. I love you sis.
Me-night Liyah I love you too.
Sleep in her tonight.
Liyah-lets sleep in the hideout.
Me-okay
We sleepidly walked to the hide out looked at our big HUGE bed jumped on it and fell right to sleep.
Goood night. Fr.
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