My Melting Heart

The One and yes

It was December 5th, a summer evening. Who knew that ice cream actually melts;
Here, let me explain.

I was walking along the sidewalk, as people do, and I bumped into this man. Now, this man isn't just any man, he's fucking hot😏👏😩
So naturally I grab his bicep and start dragging him across the pavement with it. He moans slightly as his face quickly breaks open.
His flesh starts squirming out of his nostrils and he moans even louder!
"FASTER" he shouts.
I do what he commands and start dragging him faster.
I stop for ice cream and then keep running 🏃‍♂️
My balls are sweaty
The ice cream starts to melt
"WHATS HAPPENING" I cry
"Ice cream melts dummy" he says sadly
I drop the man as I am too sad to squeeze is bicep for any longer
I run into a lavender field and barf anywhere
Then I die
Everyone's not sad cus sad
Sad sad sad
Wow
Yep
Okay
NO
OKAY
stop
Stop
Stop
Okay