Chair possessed by a chicken nugget x reader (parody and not nsfw)

Dam that chairs fine as hell

I walk into a froody ferz beaaaaaars pizza witch has been abandoned for 11037 years and I see a chair and ITS FINE AS HELL
The chair says "sup I'm a chair I use be a chicken nugget but now I'm a chair"
I acedetnly yell out "THATS EVEN HOTTER"
The chair looks at me oddly "WAIT THE HELL DIS YOU JUST SAY IS THIS AN X READER FAN FIC"
I geelfully say "yes" I then go to describe all the things I want to do with him in GREAT detail and he looks at me weirdly
The chair says "thank god all that's gonna be censored right Jaden the god of the idiots"
the god of idiots yells "hell ye"
The chair says "ugh fine her we go UwU what's this a trick coming smack ya in da face"
I get hit by a truck and fucking die