Jiu, pointing at the broken coffee machine: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Yoohyeon: ... I did... I broke it.
Jiu: No, no you didn't. Sua?
Sua: Don't look at me! Look at Siyeon!
Siyeon: What?! I didn't break it!
Sua: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Siyeon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Sua: Suspicious.
Siyeon: No, it's not!
Dami: If matters, probably not, but Handong was the last one to use it.
Handong: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Dami: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Handong: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dami!
Yoohyeon: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Jiu.
Jiu: No! Who broke it?!
Siyeon: Jiu... Gahyeon's been awfully quiet.
Gahyeon: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Jiu: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
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Incorrect Jiyoo Quotes
FanfictionThis is JIYOO INCORRECT QUOTES and for some description, some other quotes are not mine and some are mine of course. This is all for funny and joke purposes.
