In this sorrowful tale, I was tagged by quail. It's username was Royal_Sweetheart and the human gagged me as a popfart. I'm not posting the picture because its too much work, so you will have to suffer with this.. blutterk? I should really stop choosing hard phrases, but you have to deal with it because something something blazes. Nevertheless, here are the awaited questions, and please don't feel free to leave any suggestions. First I was asked to give two facts about myself, I am roach and not an elf. I must also add that I am bored, because that is the key element of being adored/ignored. Next I was questioned about who I like, which is obviously myself because my looks are sharper than a spike. Then I was inquired if I like myself back, which I also obviously do, without a crack. I have no more synonyms for asked, so deal with it something something intraglasked. Do you play an instrument, I was asked by the ligament. Yes, I play my laptop keyboard, and my talent is very adored/ignored. You asked about my nickname, which as a question is pretty lame. I already told you that I am Roach, you prepubescent and unobservant loche. Next I was asked what I hate about a person, which is overall everything because nothing about you humans can worsen. If you want to see my lockscreen, please scroll down because it is quite a scene.
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Haha sucker you always listen to me, which is a delight but at the same time a worry. Now lets move on from my concern about your intelligence, and answer the next question without the help of any elephants. My favorite part about myself is my awesomeness without second thought, and besides that, the fact that I am so very hot. If you must ask how many languages I speak, it's however many languages Google Translate has, from English to Greek. Next I was asked to show my beautiful face, which is shown in my awesome profile picture in all of its grace. Finally, I was asked to tag 15 people, which I will not do, as I am too lazy, but I'm still happy im not you. Sorry if some of these were not real words, but this story is still a sad because I was gagged by a bird. I hope you didn't enjoy your time, AND HELL YEAH THIS RHYMES!
