It was a normal day at beacon academy and a few days since weiss and archers small squabble if you want to call it that and archer as well as lancer were having a nice morning
Archer: (sigh)....
Lancer: (yawn) Morning what the hell did I miss
Archer: lancer good to see you're awake I was worried you actually didn't wake up
Lancer: yeah yeah whatever you say you bastard so where are the girls
Archer: oh well they just left to get some breakfast and I decided to wait for you to wake up consider it a friendly request from Blake
Lancer: yeah thanks I don't think I could have handled another of her wake up calls
Archer: well besides that I think it's time we head down don't you think
Lancer: yeah
The two servants leave the dorms and walk to class but are being watched specifically by the female population of beacon
Lancer: you know is it just me or are we being watched by a lot of women
Archer: trust me I feel the same why don't you have the feeling there's an overpopulation of women compared to men
Lancer: thank God I'm not the only one who sees that like seriously I think I've only seen what like 12 guys
Archer: well considering the fact this is not earth and its history is very different it's not out of speculation things could have happened to the male population density
Lancer: maybe but hey or are we to tell right Archer....archer
As lancer passed Archer he looks back and sees that he doesn't look right
Lancer: ummm Archer you okay
Archer: I sense a disturbance I have the nagging feeling someone is wasting their meal
Lancer: what come on seriously only a moron would waste food
As they walk lancer bumps into someone
???: Ouch...hey
Lancer: huh... Oh well well it's monkey boy
Sun: hey you know it's sun
Lancer: yeah I know so wukong what are you doing here
Sun: oh I was just showing my friend Neptune around yo nep this is Archer and lancer two of the guys I told you about
Neptune: sup...
Archer: (I have the strangest feeling of punching him in the face I don't know why)
Lancer: well nice to meet you blue hair
Archer: your hair is blue too you know
Lancer: yeah I know whatever so you guys heading to the cafeteria too
Sun: yeah I was just explaining to Neptune here what happened at the docs last week oh by the way Neptune we're about to meet my other cool friends so you know be cool you're going to be cool right
Neptune: dude
Neptune smiles and they hear noise coming from inside
Sun: umm what was that
They walk inside and see a food fight
Lancer: oh boy so I should go tell Archer
Archer: should tell Archer whaaaaaaa
After the food fight and glyndia cleaning they start to leave
Yang: well let's get out of here guys
Archer: and where exactly do you all think you're going
They all turn around slowly and see Archer who is very pissed off
Ruby: ummm class....
Archer: I let everyone here I thought you all had respect for food I mean I expected maybe yang probably Nora but everyone else I am very disappointed in all of you
They all look down in shame
All: (why do I have the feeling he's looking into our very soul)
Archer: (sigh) as punishment no one here will be getting my cooking for the next week
Nora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Weiss: um I for one disagree with this whole endeavor I was merely dragged into it
Archer: Weiss one more word out of you and it'll be two weeks am I clear
Weiss: eep....
Archer: Ruby your cookie supplies is divided by half for a week, yang your training will be doubled, Blake no tuna for a week and Weiss no coffee
They all look down in shame while ozpin and glyndia watch
Ozpin: well I have a feeling Archer knows better punishment than I ever did oh who am i kidding of course not
Glyndia: honestly how are they being scolded by someone that's their age
Ozpin: I have a feeling he has much more wisdom than he's letting on though I think they're punishment is a slap on the wrist after all they're not going to be children forever sometimes it's best they enjoy the small things even if they got in trouble for it
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Fate stay Night Remnant (emiya x weiss) vol 1-vol 8
Actionafter unlimited blade works archer is called from gia and has told him he has been released and can start a new life if he chooses archer agrees and is reborn into remnant and his life then changes when meating a certain white haired herris that rem...
