The Comfy Cartel

Just Stay Comfy ♥

A/N I've been obsessed with the Comfy Cartel stuff so of course I did this fic instead of my theatre project :) TW for fire, violence, guns, knives, near death experiences, torture and other mafia au stuff. The traitor/ thief can be anyone lol. An OC or someone else, I kinda just got him from the thumbnail guy they talked about for three seconds during the livestream. Enjoy!

 "Cutesy new-rising superstar Lilypichu releases a new single today at nine pm! Make sure to tune in! Miss Lily, do you have anything to add?"

"Be sure stream the rest of my songs, use code LILYPICHEW for 10% off your order at Scarrabux and stay comfy!" The pre-recorded interview had teens gathered around it, one catching the real Lily's face behind him as interview Lily shot a peace sign towards the camera. He started to call out, but Lily shushed him with a finger to her lips and a wink.

The boy sat there, stunned, and Lily moved on, rushing towards Temmie and Michael a few feet ahead of her. "Everyones coming, correct?" she muttered discreetly, pulling up her mask.

Michael nodded. "Yvonne's doing 'cleanup' but everyone else has already arrived"

"Perfect. We'll be arriving fashionably late"

They step into the coffee shop, Scarrabux, now empty of any customers and staff, locking the door behind them and heading to the back, towards the "Employees Only" sign. They could vaguely hear the sharpening of knives and whizzing of daggers hitting a bullseye, and Michael frowned at the lack of sound proof on this particular waiting room. Lily opened the door, being met with a dagger aimed towards her forehead.

She caught it inches away from it's target, taking the gum from her mouth and sticking it on the tip before letting the blade clatter to the floor. This caught the attention of the knife-thrower, who faced the wall opposite of the dartboard in an obvious attempt to hit a bullseye behind his back, turned and met Lily's eyes.

"Oh. Miss Lilypichu. I didn't see you there"

"Corpse" Lily popped another piece of bubblegum in her mouth as she walked further into the room, door slamming behind Michael and Temmie. While Corpse Husband was lower on the mafia pyramid (or reverse funnel as many liked to call it) than Lily, he was Sykkuno's second in command and unafraid to challenge those above him.

"Don Scarra's first can be replaced" he informed Poki, Toast, Lily and Michael when they first met him and the Don had been out of earshot. "Wouldn't it be such a shame if I left one of you maimed and rotting in a pit?"

Maybe it was his voice, his quick kills or his spot-on intimidation tactics that helped him rise higher into the Mafia and catch the eye of second rank Capo Sykkuno, but either way, he became an official Comfy Cartel member quickly and was here standing in front of them.

Sykkuno was there as well, humming to himself and tossing Bimbus a few treats. He was neatly organizing Corpse's knives and blinked up at Lily, waving in a friendly manner as if he hadn't witnessed her near death experience just a minute again.

Lily huffed at them both, removing her arms from her ironed shirt and flattening out her pencil skirt. Sykkuno wore dress pants with green suspenders, and Corpse sported his usual three piece suit, jacket thrown over his arm.

"I'm glad you four are getting along" Toast said, and the group jumped at his sudden appearance "Everyone's in the main room, we've got some busy work and then we all get to have a lil' fun at the mayor's house"

Sykkuno got up, taking Bimbus in his arms and following Toast into the meeting room, the rest of the members following after him. The main room consisted of a long dinner table with multiple empty seats for everyone, Scarra at the head. Brodin, Poki and Rae already took their seats near the head and Toast plopped down closest to Scarra. Lily plopped Temmie on the seat next to Poki and sat next to her dog with Michael to her left. Corpse and Sykkuno take their seats next to Toast, and all eyes turn to the Don.