Yo mama so fat , that she said give her skittles , I won't finish it (2 hours later) she finish them.
Yo mama so stupid that I asked her what does 9 + 10 = and she said 21.
Yo mama so ugly that she had to put four packs of makeup on Ber face to look beautiful.
Yo mama so fat she can't even fit in a car bigger than her size.
Yo mama so stupid that she don't even know what boy mean.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went outside to get air all the kids playing outside ran right into the house.