disobedient (jikook)

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(((Underlined is in English))))

One month later

Jungkooks pov

I giggle a little walking into our first Interview together. I sit down next to hoseok and jimin and then the others sit down as well. Yoongi was sat in front of me, Jin next to him, taehyung and then namjoon closest to the Interviewer

Namjoon looks at us all "it's an English Interview" I huff "but...I don't know much English..." Namjoon chuckles "it'll be fine don't worry I'll translate" the Interviewer walks in and sits down

He waves "hello....uh....an- annyeonghaseyo!" Aish...he said it in the WORST accent I have ever heard... is that how we sound to people who don't like k-pop?...jeez....that's horrible...
We all say hello and he smiles "I practiced that just for you"

We all fake laugh a little, he then starts to ask questions and namjoon translates them "what do you want to accomplish before you disband?" Yoongi nods "uh...billboard singer" hoseok nods "Grammy?" We all nod and I then ignore most of the other questions

Namjoon then translates one "do any of you have girlfriends?" I scoff "I'm as straight as a circle" they all laugh.jimin nods "we know baby" we all laugh and the Interviewer looks at us confused

Namjoon looks at him "well...you see we aren't really interested in the female gender for relationships" the interviewer looks at us shocked "youre gay?" Jin then laughs a little. I scoff "no we're fucking aliens....my god" Jin and yoongi laugh out loud and the others try and keep a straight face

Namjoon shakes his head "I'm sorry but that is private information that we are not comfortable with Sharing...we...we would like to talk about the music?" The Interviewer looks around "uh.... actually I think that's the end" my eyes widen and i mumble "wow...next time get us a Interviewer who isn't homophobic...."

He then walks out and I cross my arms "what a fucking asshole!" jimin puts his hand on my thigh "not the time for sassy comments baby" I pout "sorry..." We all then get escorted out the building and back home after getting food first

I sit on the couch and get a notification that the interview had gone up. I click on it and wow....so many views and likes already....
I school down to the comments and smirk a little reading some of them

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JungkooksTHICCthighs
Hold up....hold up....hold up...WAS THAT ASSHOLE HOMOPHOBIC?! (forgive me namjesus for my bad language) BUT WHAT THR FUCK?! JUST CAUSE THEY AREN'T STRAIGHT HE ENDS THE INTERVIEW?! GET HIM FIRED!

TheJibootyistoothicc
Did I see that right? JIMIN-SHII 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 I SEE THAT HAND. DID Y'ALL SEE IT SLOWLY TRAVELING UP JUNGKOOKS THIGH?! LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING 100000%

NaMjEsUs
Namjesus would not approve of this behaviour...just because two men like one another (*cough*jikook*cough*) doesn't mean he has to be so fucking rude about it!.... LET'S GET HIM FIRED!!! ARMY!! ATTACK!!!!

Replies:

Hell yes!

Yeah!!!

NOBODY MESSES WITH OUR ANGELS WITHOUT DEALING WITH US!!

YES!! HOLD MY BT21 PLUSHIES WHILE I GO FIND MY SHOVEL!'

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i laugh a little reading all our fans raging about the interviewer and telling us to ignore him and never do an interview again until they've ended this one.
Hoseok sighs "army scare me"
I look at them "why?"

He sighs "one of them just commented, and I quote 'i will rip his dick off and then make him suck his own dick and then shove a shovel so far up his ass it comes out his throat"
Jimin chuckles "Jesus Christ.... they're... violent"

Me and Yoongi nod "we're so proud" we both laugh and jimin wraps an arm around me "he was an asshole though.... ending the Interview because we don't li women! Joon didn't even SAY we were gay....he just said we don't like women...we could be asexual" I lean into his touch "people are assholes and we just have to ignore them"

We all nod and then order some food while putting a movie on. I go on my phone and see articles written about us all being gay and which member is with who...
Who the fuck do they think they are?! They aren't us! They don't know who I'm in a relationship with! They don't know any of this bullshit!!

UGH! This makes me so angry!