You were a simple college student, inside your dormitory, eating noodles while watching anime on a Saturday night.
Until suddenly, instead of your austere-looking dorm, you were inside a cozy tavern while the sweet scent of ale lingers in the air.
...
Running through the field of trees, you see Elizabeth doing very well. For a princess, she's got some durability.
"H-how are you not tired," you yelled out the question, not really getting an answer from the princess. You were starting to get sweaty, and feeling like you were dumped a whole bucket of water isn't really a pleasant feeling.
Both you and Elizabeth look back to find the knights catching up. You became quiet for a while before yelling your lungs out, boosting up your running speed, dragging Elizabeth along with you. You felt a surge of power running through you, it was hard to distinguish, but you felt so powerful.
Without you knowing it, you were out in the open holding Elizabeth bridal style.
"When in the name of the Lord did I get so strong-" you were cut off by Meliodas carrying you and Elizabeth into a tree, hiding away from the knights. You see Hawk pushing down one of them off the cliff.
"That is murder," you mumbled, but then you felt someone squishing your chest as if it was some stress toy. You calmly tell Elizabeth to sit by another branch -since you were carrying her- while you proceed to get out of Meliodas' grasp and throwing him down the tree.
"You bloody PERVERT!" you yelled as he fell down. The old fart deserves it.
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"You're looking for the Seven Deadly Sins? Why?" you asked the silver-haired princess, quite aware that the captain of the said group is standing beside you. You refrained from grinning.
"So that I could stop the Holy Knights," she replied, her voice sounding gloomy.
"To stop the Holy Knights? Why? They're heroes!" Hawk exclaimed, well, he's not entirely wrong but-
"Sure, gripping a kid by the collar and throwing him down is a knightly thing to do," you muttered more to yourself, but they heard you. Knowing what's going to happen next in this scene, you walk beside Elizabeth, grabbing her arm.
"Get ready to fly, lady and gentlemen," you announced cutting off their conversation about the Seven Deadly Sins, then as if time stopped, you were all falling off along with the ground you were all currently standing on a few seconds ago.
"GIVE ME A BREAAAK-" Hawk shrieked while falling off to his untimely death.
The End.
I'm such a wretched author.
Meliodas carried all of you away from death along with the knight that the pig plump pushed off earlier. Another Walmart version of Iron-man screamed some nonsense about all of you daring to survive for your lives, while Hawk screeching a reply back. Meliodas tells you and Elizabeth to run towards the forest after he gives a signal.
Walmart Iron-man says something about Elizabeth being a princess, and that she should just die. Not agreeing with that statement, Meliodas yells for you both to run.
Elizabeth keeps yelling about not being captured, while Walmart Iron-man slices through the forest as if cutting butter. You, on the other hand, are sweating buckets and not really wanting to die. The white light that cut through the forest was about to hit you, until,
Everything stopped.
Everything was quiet.
But a big shining pause icon floats in front of you as if everything was just a video.
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Did you do that?
You were able to move around and walk, realizing that the pause icon floats and follows you wherever you go. You then looked towards Elizabeth and Meliodas who were both on the ground. Hawk, looking ready to be barbecued; Walmart Iron-Man doing this cool-looking pose with his sword, without you realizing it, you were walking towards him.
He was tall, alright. Sir Twigo was the name of this very man, not that you really cared, honestly. He was bent over because of the action he did a little while ago, allowing you to be able to reach his head.
You grab his arm, then his fingers, placing his index inside of his nose. You giggled. You then tried to lift one of his legs, but instead, you were lifting the man with one hand. Shocked, you unconsciously threw him away and down the cliff.
Conclusion: "Oopsies!"
You look towards the bundle of knights from the other side of the cliff, you tried walking over to them, but when you took a step, you were already in front of them. Blown out of your mind, you tried to say something but you couldn't get a single sound out of your throat.
You were mute. Was this because of the...?
You reached out for the floating icon, and everything was back and running once again. Although, anguished screams were heard from beneath the cliff, and gasps were heard from the knights in front of you.
"Did she teleport here?"
"Where did Sir Twigo go?"
"He fell!"
"WAIT WHAT?!"
You glanced around, looking for the pause icon, but can't seem to find it anywhere. Instead, a necklace was hanging around your neck, the symbol of a play icon as a pendant. Huh.
You tapped the pendant, as it once again turns into a pause icon. Everything once again halted and muted. This, giving you the reason to believe that this whole situation was your own doing. Everything was bizarre and a lot to take in. You were shoved inside an anime that you're watching, and you could control the world however you like, and for what purpose exactly? What was your purpose here?
A wave of emotions swirls inside of you, you couldn't understand anything. Despite that, you were overcome with pure joy. You were inside of one of your favorite anime's, and you could mess around with it! You were in utter bliss.
You looked at the silly knights in front of you, wanting to mess with them. You left and came back dragging a bunch of really tall trees that you plucked out from the ground. Squishing the knights together in a big pile, you surround them with the trees, making sure that you shove them on the ground real deep, covering the knights' line of sight of the outside world. Basically, you trapped them by surrounding them with a bunch of eerily tall trees.
Your hands on your hips, and a proud smile on your face. You were very pleased with your work. You put the world back on play after walking back to where Meliodas and Elizabeth were.
"Oh hey! You finally know he's the captain, right?" you enthusiastically ask Elizabeth. They both look at you in pure confusion and shock, while you reply to their reactions with a smile.
"W-what happened to Sir Twigo?" Elizabeth asked warily, looking behind you to see if the man was there.
"Oh? Do you mean Walmart Iron-man? Don't worry, I took care of him. The real Iron-man is always better anyway." you replied nonchalantly, waving off her leery expression, although it turned into total confusion.
Meliodas walks up to you, eyes locked with yours in a questioning glare. He continues to quietly stand in front of you,
Before he started groping your breasts.
"YOU BLOODY PERVERT!"
It took Meliodas a while to come back to the Boar Hat.
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