eridan was the sexiest fish alive and haetd landdweeelelrs but one landdweeller was cuyoot. hi sname was john "mug" egberty. he was a mug. and extremely hot. eridan blushesd at the thought of john~senpai. his rounded edges... his ceramic complexion... his handle...!
he couldnt get crarried away, he was in class at hopes peak acadmey and was about to present his class project. no honry today!!! his teaacher monobabe called his name "eridan amproa pealse preset ur project on why despair is better than hoep"
eridan stood up and presented instad a porjiect on why all landdwelelers sucked ass uwu. no one a[ploaded. except fef and JOHN MUG SENPAI UWUUUU~~~~
he blushd at john speania. he blushed bac. eridn swwoendd and fell voer and passed out. monokuma laughed at him b4 mikan smisuiiki picked him up and took him to the nuwurses office.
