So I was thinking to myself at home while I was playing borderlands the pre sequel and there was this mission to go kill a bunch of infected zombie twats. So I got to the location and I thought "I wonder what this infection is?". And boom it hit me. ITS EBOLA. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ITS EVERYWHERE!
You gotta hide yo kids grab your wife you better get outa site WHO DO YOU VOODOO BITCH
Holy shit what if Everyone has Ebola.
What if it's in every drink?
What if......I CREATED EBOLA
Blame Dawid H he is the cause of Ebola. He created it.
Btw Dawid plz don't hate meh I love you no homo. I'm not gay its just in a friend way if you catch my drift.
Shoutout to the homies:
Patryk
Abdi
Borys
Dawid h
Dawid d
Marcel
Paula
Kasey
Alexis
Martyna
Abbie? I don't know lol xD
Everyone above be happy I added you in my book.
You should be proud mate.
Those weren't in any order btw.