"you slept through like the whole class" my bestie with the fattest ass said
"shut up you would too if u weren't so busy looking at Mr.wap's ass the whole time"
"what can i say shawty got the fatty" she said while stroking her chin
"um chili anyways" I said to her before turning around to talk to my other "bestie" Jason
"Hi bestie <3" I said
he didnt say anything back tho cause he's ignoring me
"Krispyyyyy" I said
"what?"
"make Jason say Hi to me"
"Jason say hi back whore"
"hello" he deadpanned
I turned around and smiled since it was the only thing hes said to me this week that didnt have an insult connected to it, I was so distracted that I didnt notice Mr.wap calling my name to answer the question
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After school Me and Krispy were talking about the most randomest things on our way out the door.
"NO IM JUST SAYING HYPOTHETICALLY ANNAS DICK W O U L D BE BIGGER THAN YOURS"
"NO IT WOULDNT BE CHRISSY MY DICK WOULD BE BIGGEST"
"WHY WOULD YOURS BE BI-" I stopped in the middle of my sentence as I saw someone running toward us
"CHRISSY! KRISPY!" Our homeroom teacher Ms. yoota rus called out to us
"Yes?" we said at the same time
"here girls take these its raining pretty hard outside" she said while handing us 2 umbrellas.
"Thank u miss" we said together
"Hey krispy can I share ur umbrella with you?" I heard a voice say
"hell no Jason I live in the opposite direction from you go with Chrissy tho you guys live close."
"Id rather die <3" he said smiling
"fine then have fun getting pneumonia bitch" Krispy said while walking away
"ugh, Chrissy can I share the umbrella with you Ill give it back tomorrow"