a normal joke fanfic but i use thesaurus.com for every sentence

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I rested my body on the chair, my eyes facing the banquet buffet. The hostess approaches the buffet. As she presents the cuisine and positions it on the stand, I look at mine and comprehend something.. petrifying. My hands clutch the stand, my body starts to quiver, my acquaintances look at me in awe. They put pickles on my burger.