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Alastor's Game AlastorxHuman!reader

As I walked out into the cold and darkness of the outside world from of the light and warmth of my home, I  had only one thing on my mind, A safe placed to say for the night. My mom and step-prick we fighting and again, and I don't wanna get fucking involved. It was mid-October in Many,  Louisiana. it was unusually cold than usual. I stumbled across an abanded building and entered. I sat down on the floor of the prehistoric building.
I obviously wasn't going to sleep here, but it's much safer here than at the house. I mean, parents who would most likely like one or the other than me, then themselves or possibly, is what waiting for me there."Maybe there will be a serial killer, a cannibal here, would that be hilarious." I said aloud joking to myself, as strange as it sounds, is rather be killed by a stranger than my parents. I don't wanna give them the satisfaction of putting me in this world and take me out as well. "A Serial killer cannibal is a bit specific isn't, dead?" a static-like voice bellowed from another dark side of the room, the only light source I had was the moonlight. "Who- who was that." I tried to have a strong demanding scary voice but, I failed epically and it sounded more like a small mouse squeak. Could humans smell fear? Was it even human?  What even was it? "Ah, I'll tell you my name of you play a game with me!" the voice cooed. " I'm 17," I say unamused. it was some perverse jackass try to scare me. "Oh, no no my dear," a tall man? thing? with antlers stepped out into the moonlight's rays. "Just an innocent little game, you'll truly enjoy!"

"And how do you know this-um?"

"Alastor my dear, nice to officially meet ya (y/n)!" He grabbed my hand and shook it energetically. "How do you even know my name?" I said trying to keep my composure. "Something of a guardian 'angel'. " His grin grew wider. "Your Guardian angel!"

"you don't look the type, no offense." I said, questioning 'Alastor's' statement.
"None taken, I'm here to help your and your issue with your family!" He said linking elbows with me.
"How?"

"By making a deal! I'll give you a safe and secure place to live and stay away from your wretched parent in exchange for a small favor down the road, in the future!"

"I'm still seventeen," I said

"My dear, I'm not a Slimeball."

I shrugged. "How do you suppose you'd -"

"I have a lovely little log cabin not too far from here!"

"If you're my 'guardian angel' why do you have earthly dwellings?" I half mocked him,  I mean maybe he's one of those scary angels, the ones that are high ranks, but I thought those ones guarded the gates of heaven to scare the demons. "I used to be human, but then I died a d became an angel."

"Oh, that's how that worked?"

"Yes indeedy." 

"Hm, okay so I still don't trust you." I hummed

"That's fine, I never said you had to go." he stepped back into the darkness.

"Aren't Angels supposed to be all about light?"

Though, I do doubt he's a human. I mean his teeth... his-well just his mannerisms.. just well, it's not... and not to mention his voice! it was like an old radio.

I got up and dusted myself off. okay well, not staying here. damn, where else can I go?

"Wait! creepy pervert angel thing!" I yelled out. Yep, I am insane.

"You called?"

"yes," I paused, "I want to take your offer, but what do you want in return?"

"Well, that's the thing I haven't thought about what favor I need yet!" he just continued to smile.

"So are you ready to go, darling?"

"Um, yes."

He grabbed my arm and we teleported to an actual log cabin, it was nice and clean. 

"Hm, it's a bit dark." he snapped and there was a fire lit on.

"Wow."

"Impressive No?" he sat down on a chair and motioned me to sit across from him

"No, no definitive not," I say trying to in a serious voice. but that failed and I soon after started to laugh. "Ahh, there's a smile, you know, my mother always said you're never fully dressed without one!" he swished his finger back on forth

Alastor's Pov:

"Is that's why your smile is so ridiculously wide?" he giggled.

Hmm, what to do with her? their  parents sold her to me in the exchange for wealth. perhaps, I could drag their back down to hell and have her as a little plaything, of course, or maybe I could just kill them but now it seems too bland, I'm a demon,  I'm eternal, not to mention an overlord that's widely feared throughout hell.
Hmm, having them a little toy would be too bad, they're as pretty as a doll. Then again, their smile reminds me of my mother's, I hate to harm a hair on Their pretty little head.

"Um, Alastor?" their voice snapped me out of my thoughts,

"Are you hungry?"  I ask "I know mu mother's recipes for jambalaya."

"I'm a bit tired so, um-"

"I'll show you to your room!" I cut them off and lead them to the back bedroom of my once home. "Sleep well, my dear!"

"Thank you."

Now what to do with those awful parents of theirs? I'll just kill them and stage it as a double suicide.

alright.

I teleport myself to the house of the two married couples. "Hello! Mr.(D/ln) Mrs. (M/ln) (mom and dad's last name ) I hear to discuss businesses with you!"

"Alastor!" (D/N) said with a hardy laugh. They both appear in front of me. "What do we owe the pleasure.

"Oh, I just want you two dead." I snap my finger and they both shot each other simultaneously. I grinned. "See you in hell." I killed the father's dead body.

A/N:Part two soon