Nekoma

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This isn't art but I just feel like doing some general shit posting so here's a list of Nekoma head cannons. It will grow though so I'll post another part if needed.

-sometimes Yaku and Kuroo will get it those stupid slap fights and the team calls it their cat fights

-after every game they go out to eat somewhere. And without fail every time it's their turn to choose, Shibayama and Inuoka day McDonald's.

-Fukunaga is everyone's cats favorite person. At the bus stop he'll have like 5 cats surrounding him.

-Tora wants to make a team handshake so badly. But Kuroo always tells him that their speech is good enough.

-Shibayama and Inuoka watched Hamilton together and now they'll quote it during their conversations thinking they'll confuse people

-Kenma and Yaku have this running joke when one of them leaves of saying 'kick Lev's ass for me' and it makes Lev cry.

-Kuroo has a soy allergy. It's just a feeling.

-Yaku has a really high metabolism, and before the team knew better they'd say it's why he's still short.

-when they're bored they'll watch anime together because of Kenma

-Fukunaga will tell lactose intolerant people to 'tolerate it' as a joke, but Inuoka really is lactose intolerant. And he took that advice to heart. It didn't end well

-Kai has an OnlyFans. Again just a feeling.

-Lev gives himself nicknames then says everyone calls him that.

-despite popular belief, Kuroo drinks his respect women juice.

-do not hurt any of these boys. The rest of his team will come fuck you up.

-Kenma will make references to things that no one has ever heard of but they go with it anyway.

-Shibayama has the best Pokèmon card collection.

-sometimes they'll practice in Kenma's backyard on weekends and Yamamoto has told Kenma is mom is hot before. I just know it.

-whenever they play against Karasuno or Fukurōdani they just chant 'birds aren't real' at them

-they all call their coach 'old man' like in the dad sense and their coach always says "I still got many good years ahead of me"

-the entire team makes jokes about Daishou having a crush on Kuroo just because it really bothers both of them. 

-Lev will show off how high he can get his foot on steps (like skipping 5) and the rest just tell him good luck getting his other leg up there.

-they all wrote each other's numbers on their parent contact forms so they can get each other out of trouble without anyone's parents finding out.

-Inuoka is an avid Ouran High School Host Club fan. His favorite character is Kyoya.

-one time they drove by a closed down Pizza Hut when going to a training camp and Kuroo turned to Kai and said in the saddest voice: "someone out pizza'd the hut."

-Kai will give Kuroo and Yaku water after they get in fights. He finds it fun to see if they actually drink it or throw it on each other.

-One time Tora stole his mom's vodka for a party, Lev drank a lot, but didn't get drunk. Because he's half Russian.

-if someone gets hurt in practice Shibayama will cry

-Yaku will bring snack sized bags of chips to practice as a reward for when people do good.

-Kenma has a manga stash in the locker room, he thinks no one knows it's there, they all know about it but they leave it there.

-if one of them sees Ukai senior at a store they'll call Nekomata to tell him where they are

-Fukunaga is he/they. I don't take criticism.

-Yamamoto and Lev both refer to the team as 'the boys' (even though Fukunaga is an enby. But they're cool with it too)

-if Kenma gets a crush it becomes a whole mission to get whoever he had a crush on to like him.

-Kuroo's having a bad day? It's everyone's problem now.

-both Kai and Kenma get invited to the girl's sleepover. Kai because he's just super nice, and Kenma because they genuinely think he's a girl. Tora is super jealous. Which is the only reason they go.

-Do not call Yaku a short king. He only hears short.

-every morning without fail Tora comes through the gym doors and yells 'good morning y'all!'

-Lev once tried to convince the team to do matching Halloween costumes. They said no.

-they have a team group chat. Total chaos goes on. And sometimes Kuroo will just text it random science facts at 3AM

-Yaku is really good at braiding hair. I don't have a reason he just is.

-Shibayama has the most emo Spotify playlist so he got his aux cord privileges taken away.

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