VERY LAZY I'M SO SORRY- it just came to mind after listening to your new boyfriend on repeat. dont @ me lmao <3
Enjoy (if you can)
at last, it was 6:30pm. as his normal daily routine, he stalked her facebook profile. he tries to appreciate it, but, you know.
and, the final social he stalks, TWITTER.
and, o h b o y.
the words he read were surprising.
"me and jared just broke up. we just weren't meant to be."
she could've wrote more, or less, but...
"broke up"
"broke up"
"broke up"
"broke up"
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next thing he knew, he was outside her house. (no restraining order, lets not make it hard on my sleep deprived self)
he went to knock on the door, but it suddenly jolted open.
wilbur got a full face of shirt, and then heard the door slam shut.
"oh, sorry-"
where did he recognise that voice?
"uh.. hello?"
it was a man, looking down at him curiously.
J A R E D
"hello, uh- i was just leaving."
"well, what's your name?"
wilbur's face heated up.
why
why
why
why
why
"uh- will, but you can call me wilbur."
"hi wilbur! i'm jared."
i know
i know
i know
i know
i know
"h-hi jared.."
"here, let me give you my number, i'll take you out for coffee as a sorry, aight?"
no
no
no
no
no
no
"sure, go on then."
shit.

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wilbur soot
Fanfictionjust wilbur soot oneshots, can be ships or just x reader or just random shit that comes to mind. i can be pretty random some chapters will have capital letters, although lower case will primarily be used :) CAN BE FAMILY AU SUCH AS SLEEPYBOIS, WHICH...