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The next day I woke up and took a shower and put on a white crop top and Went to joshes room and took sweat pants from him and that was my outfit and it was like 8am and I went downstairs and sat on the counter and i was making pancakes and Bryce came down

Bryce:what are u doing up so early
He groaned

You:I'm making pancakes and idk I'm bored
Bryce:same what do u want to do

You:can we go swimming?

Bryce:only if u make me pancakes

You:fine

Bryce:also did u every hear me and joshes diss track on chase

You:no I wanna hear!!

Bryce:k I'll put it on

He put it on the speaker and played still softish

You:dam this is catchy

Bryce:yeah it was fun to make

You:so whyed u make a diss track on him?

Bryce:well josh had a girlfriend nessa and she cheated on josh with chase and he dmd her or something and then she cheated and chase was in a relationship with A girl named charli she basically rules tik tok she got famous for dancing but anyways josh found out and then we decided a few months later to go to there house and ask why and all that they didn't let's us in so we hoped the fence and the door was glass so we were able to see them and Tomas and Alex were there and chase was in his room like a bitch hiding but we're good now so basically morel of the story chase cheated on charli and nessa cheated on josh and we just made it cuz why not

You:well dam that was a long story

Bryce:yup

Everyone wakes up and comes down

Josh:well hello fellow bitches
Griffin:hey josh
Antony:so I heard full blast this morning still softish and it was at like 8 in the morning

U and Bryce laugh

Josh:how dare u play that without meh
Bryce:sorry u weren't up it was only me and ditches up and I told her the story behind it
You:oh yeah Bryce here's ur pancakes
Bryce:why thank u madam
You:when can we go swimming
Bryce:hm I think RIGTH NOW

I giggle and we ran outside and josh started filming and we jumped in fully clothed
And we laugh and we end up going live

Bryce: "are u and dutches siblings" nah but like kinda bc we act like it
You: "are u dating Bryce"
I did a gag
You:nope never
And then all the boys jump in. The pool and made a splash and then they turned on still softish And I stared singing and so did Bryce and josh and they were all staring at us

You/Bryce/josh: Yo Bryce, this motherfuckin man's tried to DM my girl, bro
He tried to fuck her
Lil' fucking hoodie or some shit
Fucking wasted bro
He wants to smoke, I guess
Wakanda King
Tryna fuck with me
Tryna fuck my girl
Like I couldn't see
Broke bitch, broken ass nose bitch
Small dick, still kinda softish
Toxic, act like you poppin'
No bitch, built like a chopstick
Talk about money you got
You know you ain't got a lot (no money)
You know you had one shot (one shot)
Charli's the tik to your tok (tik tok, tik tok)
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock
Time's running out
Eighteen till you get clocked
Lights out, lights out, no tour
Knock your ass out till the fans want more
Ay little bitch, look at where you're at now
Little soft dick ain't no match for my crown (small dick)
Still softish
You softish
And if I'm being honest
You're just a fucking novice
We ain't doing this for the bands
We doing this just to tell all your fans
You still be fucking with girls
Telling people
Charli's your world? (She's not)
No trust me, he's a rose
But this one time when he broke his nose
He lost his temper, didn't whimper
Just sayin' he's a bitch ass-
Yo, yo, yo Bryce, you probably shouldn't say that part
Oh shit, you right, uh producer can you cut that shit out?
No ladies, hell of a guy
He's, kind of, one of a kind
Just, let them take some time
To find out all of his lies
Sitting there with my girl on the phone
Telling me she can't get alone
This dude really think he cold (not cool)
Tryna fuck while his girl at home
Talk about money you got
You know you ain't got a lot (no money)
You know you had one shot (one shot)
Charli's the tik to your tok
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock
Time's running out
Eighteen till you get clocked
Lights out, lights out, no tour
Knock your ass out till the fans want more
Ay little bitch, look at where you're at now
Little soft dick ain't no match for my crown (small dick)
Still softish
You softish
And if I'm being honest
You're just a fucking novice
Ay little bitch, look at where you're at now
Little soft dick ain't no match for my crown (not for my crown)
Still softish
You softish
And if I'm being honest
You're just a fucking novice
This guy's a fucking waste
Waste man, light up
You fucking twat
Dude, you're a fucking waste man, bra

Griffin:god dam y'all went off
Antony:dam I didn't know u knew all the lyrics
Josh:well if I do say so myself we killed it
Bryce:yup
You:HOLY FUCK WE SHOUDL MAKE A DISS TRACK TOGTHER ON SOMEONE
griffin:language
Josh:OMG HELL YA
Bryce:but who?
You:how abt.. Tyler
Bryce:sure why not
Josh:let's go y'all we got work
He snapped and poked he's ass out and we all laughed and we started making a song a we decided to make it on every one so we did
And we went to the front room

Josh:we have a new song
And then u connect to the tv and play ur guys new song

The song: Let's start off with Bryce Hall, yeah, he got some smelly balls
Bitch, I only know his name, 'cause Addison gave him fame
Now, moving on to sister, I think I'm 'bout to diss her
That ass is looking thicker but forehead getting bigger
Oh, Jeffree Star says nig-
Up next is this boy named Noah, Mr. Thick Neck Bitch, uh
Ain't nobody know her
Now, I see why Dixie chose him, he hit different
'Cause he got a bigger Peter, ain't that right, Griffey?
Nikita wanna be the same shade as Lupita (oop)
Tony locked up for tryna bag a senorita
Shane Dawson got a cat, hold on, someone call PETA
PETA, PETA, PETA, PETA, PETA, uh
This you? This you? This you, this you, this you?
Tana gets canceled every five to seven business days
She finds a way to fuck up every different way
She dated Jake, "She dated Jake?"
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Can we change the beat?
This ain't a race, Tony Lopez caught a case (bitch)
Nessa sharted all up on Josh's face
Pretty bitch, itty bitty, tiny waist (mwah)
Don't want the smoke but Charli had that vape
Thomas, I can tell your breath stank (yuck)
Don't got the hype because when Charli left y'all tanked (mwah)
Hype House reeks (ooh), they smell like feet (y'all stank)
I got that WAP and I make your ship sink (boom)
Tati forty and complaining about some vitamins (grow up)
You don't like James, so why the hell did you invite him in? (Bye)
Bryce and Josh tried to bully little Chase (y'all weird)
Y'all makin' diss tracks, let me put you in your place
I thought a bitch with a wetzel, pretzel said some (oops)
I thought a bitch who sold his life to Triller said some (oops)
I thought a bitch who lost the baddest bitch said some (some)
E and Gray unfollowed me so they got blocked (they're fake)
And after Sister Squad, their channel went and flopped (sorry)
I'ma hit a lick on David Dobrik
Rob his shit, take his Tesla, then I floor it (it)
This ain't a race, Tony Lopez caught a case (bitch)
Nessa sharted all up on Josh's face
Pretty bitch, itty bitty, tiny waist (mwah)
Don't want the smoke but Charli had that vape
This ain't a race, Tony Lopez caught a case (bitch)
Nessa sharted all up on Josh's face
Pretty bitch, itty bitty, tiny waist (mwah)
Don't want the smoke but Charli had that vape

Griffin:YALL KILLED IT FRR
Antony:YUP WE GOTTA MAKE ONE OF ALL OF US FOR SURE

Author note:sorry this one was so long lol but have a good day love u:)

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