Teacher Loving

Discreet

Lucas stabbed at his potatoes in frustration. He was more than a bit concerned as to why Professor Cabello wasn't in the Dinning Hall for dinner. He always found her presence rather calming, watching her dab at her mouth delicately with her napkin. She had the table manners of a baby deer. And also she was just so great to look at.

He prayed to the gods above that her absence had nothing to do with his Mother's sudden appearance in the school while he forcefully prodded at the chicken on his plate.

"Alright there, dude?" Gabriel Hansen inquired.

"Hmm?"

"You're a bit moody. You look like your Mom when she's forced to be with my Momma."

Lucas scoffed. "Do not bring up my Mom."

Avia Gomez, a girl in the same year as Lucas and Gabe spoke up. "What about your Mom, Lucas?"

"Nothing."

Avia smirked. "I'd so do her."

Lucas groaned. "So you've said, Avia. Multiple times. As has just about every other girl in our year."

Avia shrugged her shoulders. "She's fucking hot."

Lucas and Gabe rolled their eyes. "I'm in no mood to hear about how hot my Mom is." Lucas spoke.

Another boy, Cody Grande raised an eyebrow and inquired, "Are you ever, Luke?"

"No I'm not ever in the fucking mood to hear how hot my Mom is. That's disgusting. She's my Mom!"

Cody and Avia raised their eyebrows and returned their gaze to their food.

Gabe, who often felt awkwardness in social situations, spoke candidly. "You know, Luke, perhaps I'm absolutely fucking stupid for imagining it, but it seems like you're rather upset about something, I don't know, maybe to do with your Mom. What happened? Did you guys have a fight or something?"

Lucas sighed. "No we didn't fight. We never fight. It's just that, you've never seen my Mom be... I don't know, awkward around a woman before have you?"

"No, that's you. You're the awkward one." Gabe answered.

Lucas rolled his eyes at his friend .

Gabe continued. "Your Mom on the other hand is a master at chatting up the ladies. Has them eating out of her hand. And she never even seems to care." Gabe shook his head in awe. "It's very inspiring."

"Exactly. The ladies like my Mom. She just never seems to like them back."

Gabe squinted his eyes. "And this bothers youuu, why? In the market for a new Mommy? Or maybe she's just gone straight. A Daddy perhaps?" This earned a snigger from Avia.

Lucas rolled his eyes. "Don't be a dick, Gabe. My Mom's the biggest lesbian, like ever. In fact, I just saw, I don't know. She showed up here today to talk to Menzel about some total shit thing to do with the armchairs in our Common Room and... I don't know. I saw her with Professor Cabello, and-"

"Hot," Cody interjected.

Lucas scoffed. "Yeah. I know. She's so fucking hot. Just like my Mom apparently." He shoved his food away from him. "Seeing my Mom around her... I don't know. I got the feeling she thinks she's hot too."

Gabe snorted. "Doubt that. They hated each other in school."

"Then why did I see her today outside her office with her hands on her lady lumps?"

Gabe and Cody dropped their forks, their mouths opening into wide O's.

Cody spoke, "You think your Mom is banging Professor Cabello?"