The Big News (Day 1 - Monday)

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It was a normal day in Illinois- children outside playing, animals running around, the sound of cars in the street, women being ✨women✨... and of course men were there too I guess🙄.

Everything was calm- until IT happened- and I ain't talking about the movie with a cannibal clown.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD" a familiar voice said while running down the street, flailing her arms all around.

...Mckayla?

"PIPER PIPER PIPER!!" -𝐦

"What?" -𝐩

"IT'S HERE, THEY'RE HERE!!" -𝐦

"What's here?!?!" -𝐩

"THE NEON TREES CONCERT IS COMING HERE, IN EXACTLY A WEEK, WE NEED TO GET TICKETS ASAP!" -𝐦

"YOU'RE JOKING, YOU'RE JOKING, NO WAY." -𝐩

"YES WAY BITCH CMON WE GOTTA GO!" -𝐦

"WHERE??" -𝐩

"TO GET TICKETS!" -𝐦

-Time Skip-
*Anyone's Pov*

"Where are we at, anyways?" -𝐩

"We're at a convenient store, where there just happens to be someone selling tickets to our favorite bands concert." -𝐦

"Wait- Isn't this illegal?" -𝐩

"Not if we don't get caught, diddly doofus." -𝐦

"Right" -𝐩

"When am I not? Anyways, we gotta look for a man-" -𝐦

"A MAN?!?!" -𝐩

"Yeah, shocking. But he said he's wearing baggy clothes, carrying a gym bag, and he has dark brown hair with slight facial hair." -𝐦

"Soooo... Adam Sandler is illegally selling us Neon Trees concert tickets..?" -𝐩

"LMAO hopefully Kevin James will be with him selling watches." -𝐦

"Paul Blart the mall cop gone rouge." -𝐩

-Time Skip-

"Hey is that him?" -𝐩

"Yeah I think it is." -𝐦

"Wait what if it's a scam and he tries to kidnap us?" -𝐩

"Don't worry, I got the glock on me at all times." -𝐦

"Yup yup. I got The Quadrant on spead dial." -𝐩

"Bet, we're going in." -𝐦

"Hey are you Andy?" -𝐦

"Depends on who's asking." -???

"Yeah thats him alright." -𝐩

"We're here for the concert tickets." -𝐦

"Oh you must be Mckayla." -𝐚

"Yeah, I am. This is my cousin I mentioned, Piper." -𝐦

"Sweet, sweet. Do you have the money?" -𝐚

"Yeah, how much was it again?" -𝐦

"30 bucks each- 60 dollars." -𝐚

"Yea I know how to do math Adam- I mean Andy." -𝐦

"Only 30 dollars? That's really cheap." -𝐩

"You guys are kids- I may be an asshole, but I'm not scamming a child." -𝐚

"Well that's really nice of you." -𝐩

"Thanks I guess. Uh thanks for the money, I hope you guys have a nice time at the concert." -𝐚

"We will! Bye Andy." -𝐦

"A part of me wishes he could of tried something so you could shoot him." -𝐩

"The tool invests in many mishaps, today was not a day of its happening." -𝐦

"Was that some typa poem you wrote about your glock?" -𝐩

"Oh no, I was just reading that billboard about failed condoms- I think it's a birth control ad." -𝐦

"Oh" -𝐩

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