My Perfect Distraction Pt.2 [Yoonkook]

※ XII ※

'WAKE UP SOLDIER, RISE AND SHINE YOONGI CADET!' Jennie shouts banging a pan with another pot.
Yoongi wakes with a fright at the sound and then the sight of his sister in a dressing gown, face mask on, slamming the two metals together.
'What is this? The army?' He grumbles
'YES SOLDIER' she squats down next to him and takes the cucumber slices off her eyes making the boy laugh at the silliness mixed with the formality
'These next few weeks, months are going to be a real Rocky ride, cadet. It is my job as colonel Jennie, to get you adjusted to the life of HUMAN REPRODUCTION' and she stands up marching again.
'Oh my god you did not just-'
'Turn the stages of pregnancy into an army camp for soldiers?OHHH yes I did! and I'm here to get you ship shape ready to introduce new life to this dark world.'
'Why are you the way that you are-'
'Honestly, I don't know-' she says genuinely confused.
'Oh Lord, these next few months are gonna be a Rocky ride, that's for sure'
'NOW HUP 2 3 4 ON YOUR FEET!'
'You can march all the way to the andromeda galaxy and back before I decide to get up off this floor, which speaking of, is incredibly comfortable, do tell me what make this carpet is.'The boy says stroking the ground genuinely fascinated.
'Uhhhhh.... Lenor?'
'That's a fucking fabric refreshner brand you-'
'Bold of you to assume that I don't wash my carpet everyday with fabric refreshner'
'You do what-'
'UNIMPORTANT, NOW GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP'
'HEy iM pReGnaNt, lEt Me bE'
'And I'm your sister which means you're irrelevant and in my house we shall play by colonel Jennie's rules'
'You mean the house I payed for' yoongi mutters quietly.
'I HEARD THAT!'she playfully shouts and is ready to pounce on him.
SUGA takes this as his cue to run and gets up faster than anyone had ever seen the boy move.
'Well that worked like magic' she laughs to herself.
These next few months would sure be a Rocky ride...

I honestly love this chapter.

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