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Hotch will be drunk in this one before why not and I thought it would be fun to do because well, hotch never gets drunk. And some things will be miss spelled so yeah.


Hotch: gays gusse wut.


Spencer: you almost spelled every word wrong in that sentence. Check what you type next time.

Morgan: what hotch. Is there a case.

Rossi: I dont think he's ok he would never miss spell his words. I think Jack got his phone.

Hotch: guyz im gonna getting laided tonight. She is very prteety.

Garcia: guys I think hotch is drunk. OMG I CALL PICKING HIM UP. I CALLED FIRST NOBODY ELSE CAN GET HIM BUT ME💅💅💅

Emily: wait Garcia can I come with you. I really wanna see him drunk i will pay you 50 bucks please 🥺

JJ: I think rossi should pick him up because we will probably get our asses kicked

Hotch: God im so drubk😭😭

Rossi is typing...

Rossi: no. Im not picking his depressed ass up. He's probably crying rn.🥱 im sleeping.

Reid: guys he could get in trouble. Someone needs to go get him right now. Before something happens.

JJ: shut up reid. He's living for the first time. Let him be.

Hotch: fuyssss im gonna get laied. Byee bye. Ill see yalls at workyy

Garcia: he so fucking drunk. I like this very much👁👅👁

Derek: did he just say workyyy. Wtf he's so drunk. Good for him tho he's getting laid like the boss he is.🥱

Rossi: im going to bed. Nobody call me deal with it yourself.

Emliy: whos coming with me to pick up hotch after he fuxks something or someone.

garcia: ME ME ME ME ME ☝☝☝☝

JJ: wdym something. Wait no stop. I don't need to know. I'll come tho.

Reid: ill come to. I'll have the camera.

Hotch: fuck off im gonna make babiress.

Derek: im gonna come to idfc if I get fired i wanna see this😜

Emily: okay ill pick you guys up. See yall soon.😩🤚

JJ: see yeah

Garcia: yes baby come get me

Reid: okay

Everyone went offline







Sorry its so short I had to restart write the other books pages.

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