dear morentias
next time sell chocolate
put it on your menu
yes
Tori
Spencer
Alex
Once upon a time there was a boy named Alex. He loved chocolate so much. One day he stole all of his friend Spencer’s explosions so Spencer ate all of Alex’s chocolate. Spencer got exploded and Alex lived happily ever after with all his chocolate.
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Then one day while Alex was eating his chocolate, Spencer was reincarnated as an octopus! Spoctopus was very angry with Alex for stealing all of the explosives and so Spoctopus decided to take revenge. He snuck into Alex’s chocolate castle and ate all of the chocolates. Unfortunately, the chocolates were not chocolates. They were Spoctopus’ one weakness, mashed puppies. So Spoctopus exploded again. Alex lived happily ever after in his chocolate castle again.
Once there was a chocolate bar...
and it was terribly afraid of Alex. Now this chocolate bar was the most delicious chocolate bar in the world and Alex wanted the bar so bad. Alex was very sad because the bar was attracted to explosives. He was also sad because Spoctopus/Spencer died twice.
There was once a tower of C4...
but alex couldnt be fooled he knew that there was chocolate hid there. He climbed the tower and when he reached the top the spoctopus was waiting for him. Alex grabbed a chocolate bar and climbed back down the tower. When he was far enough away he pushed a button and blew the tower to peices.
Everyone hates Spoctopus for some reason. They keep blowing him up. Maybe he enjoys it.
Then one day, a vampire came out of nowhere! She was obsessed with Kingdom Hearts T-Shirts and always wore one. While she was walking around her neighborhood she saw Spoctopus and Alex fighting over chocolate and explosives and she started laughing. While the two were fighting she stole Spoctopus’ explosives and Alex’s chocolate. She enjoyed eating the chocolate and blowing stuff up while the two boys fought.
One day the vampire went out to go mess with spoctopus and alex. she stepped out side an both alex and spoctopus were standing there. Bright lights began to turn on and the vampire was turned to dust. Then alex and spoctopus celebrated by blowing stuff up and eating chocolate.
What the two boys didn’t know is that the vampire didn’t have an aversion to light at all! She could see as much light as she wanted and she could be completely fine. She just turned to dust to confuse the boys. After Spoctopus and Alex finished celebrating the “death” of the vampire, whose name was Tori by the way, Tori turned back into her vampiric self. She snuck up behind Spoctopus and almost bit him but he went and hid in a locker that mysteriously appeared. He hid there all day because he was terrified of Tori. She tried to bite Alex but he got really scary and turned into a giant chocolate cat and started turning everything in sight into CHOCOLATE KITTENS. It was really scary so Tori went and found another locker and hid in it.
When spoctopus finally decided to come out of the locker he searched the surroundings but there was no sign of tori. But when spoctopus looked around he noticed everything was
CHOCOLATE KITTENS.
spoctopus picked one up and looked at it Then shoved it in his mouth not caring if it was alive.
Suddenly Tori Popped up from nowhere and saw Spoctopus eating the CHOCOLATE KITTEN she sighed and said “That’s some dark stuff”. Then she screamed and pointed at the sky. “it’s Alex!” she yelled. When Spoctopus looked where Tori was pointing, Tori pushed Spoctopus into the chocolatey mud and stole his explosives.
