tw: cringey and unoriginal
fuyuhiko: it's just a small little crush it's gonna be fine.
peko: hi-
fuyuhiko: i love you marry me please.
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peko: what do you have?
fuyuhiko: a knife!
peko: NO
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peko: you have to apologize, be a man
fuyuhiko: i don't want to be a man i want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't control his own inner demons and takes it out verbally instead.
peko: well you're doing a great job
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peko: did you eat all the fried dough cookies?
fuyuhiko: no
peko: you're lying to me. i can see the powdered sugar on your pants
fuyuhiko , panicking: that's cocaine
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fuyuhiko , talking to hajime: now i get to say my wife which is exciting. it has a lot of power to it.
fuyuhiko: "get away from my wife" "no one talk to my wife"
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peko, giving milk to the spawn: alright, here's your milk !
fuyuhiko: . . .
fuyuhiko: don't give the devil's drink to my baby.
peko, still giving it to the spawn: ...don't tell me what to do fuyuhiko kuzuryu.
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fuyuhiko, playing with a cat: stinky.
peko: noo..
fuyuhiko: yucky smell pukey boy
peko: NO DON'T BE MEAN!
fuyuhiko: lil' dummy baby king.
peko: GIVE ME BACK MY CAT :(
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fuyuhiko's parents: here is peko. treat her like a slave. she's your tool.
fuyuhiko: no i don't think i will
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fuyuhiko: i just want you back..
peko: i only went to store for a bit.
fuyuhiko: longest hour of my life.
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fuyuhiko trying no to curse in front of the spawn: oh shi- shhhooot.
fuyuhiko: fu-fuuudge...
fuyuhiko: mother f- ...hugger.
peko: ouch. oh fuck
fuyuhiko: >:O *carries spawn out of room*
YOU ARE READING
kuzupeko stuff lol
Random[SLOW UPDATES] this book will just be me ranting about kuzupeko, fan art i find, one-shots (maybe), and stuff related to kuzupeko 😸. there will NOT be smut\lemons\lime cover art is NOT mine!
