The Best Book You'll Never Read

Me

I just realized I didn't introduce myself. I am April Sofia Salvaggi. Or ass for short. I live in Philadelphia and I was born in L.A. I don't really have anybody I would consider a friend except one person, my friend Jason. He and I have known eachother since University. Not long since I'm only 28, but it feels like I've known him for forever. No one else really makes me feel like he does. I know, I know, you are probably thinking "Ya ya, you love him bla bla bla" but this is important for my story. At least I think it is. I don't get a script from the big guy above like some people seem to get. I just live. Live the hell hole some people call a life. I never really believed in god that much. Not any of them, but I always loved the Rick Riordan books when I was little. I liked how they brought me out of my world like I was going on a spaceship. Not to the moon. Not to Mars. Right out of the solar system, out of the galaxy even. I remember wishing they lasted longer so I could drown my sorrow in books forever, but they always ended. Just like everything.