Kuroken funny smutshot

Kuroken smutty oneshot

A/N, THEY ARE AGED UP IN THIS! Everyone is between 20-23 years old. Kuro is 21 and Kenma is 20.

Kenma <POV>

Mmmhhnn what is that..? A tapping sound continues to echo through my otherwise empty home, apart from me and the few pieces of furniture I have. Oh, also my cat, Caramel.

I lay my head back onto my pillow and get into a comfortable position. Not three minutes later, the tapping sound returns. I assumed it was just caramel scratching at something, but when I saw her laying at the edge of my bed, I began getting worried.

Had someone broken in? Or trying to? A sudden *ding* startled me into jumping out of bed, knocking my poor cat off too. She just hissed at me and went back to sleep.

I walked around my room and made my way to my gaming set up, where I usually stream and get some extra money. I had left my phone there, so I went to check it. 3:22 am. What the hell. There was a notification on my Lock Screen.

Kuro <3
Hey kitten~

Kitty ( ˘ω˘ )
Kuro? Wtf it's like 3:30 am-

Kuro<3
Open your window kitty~

Kitty( ˘ω˘ )
What the hell why?

Kuro<3
Come on I have a surprise ;)

Kitty( ˘ω˘ )
Disgusting.

Kuro<3
Aww~ come on kitten you'll like it<3

Kitty( ˘ω˘ )
I swear to god if bokuto comes barging through my window I'm going to fuck you.

Kitty( ˘ω˘ )
Shit no I mean fight.

Kitty( ˘ω˘ )
Fuck you autocorrect

Kuro<3
Mm sure you do. Now open your window kitten

Kitty( ˘ω˘ )
I'm gonna regret this, but fine.

Kuro<3
Yayyy come on kitty~

I put my phone down and head to my window. A small object hits it, making that same tapping noise. "Oh you have got to be kidding me" I thought to myself, opening my window as Kuro, my 'loving boyfriend' ( who decided the best idea to confess was by kissing me, ON STREAM!) was standing outside my window, throwing pebbles at it.

I creak the window open, blasted in the face with gust of cold wind. "What the fuck do you want Kuro it's 3 in the morning" I whisper-shout, not wanting to wake my neighbors up because of his dumbass late night adventure.

"I came to see my little kitten~ let me in?" Kuro asked, pouting. "I absolutely hate you," I rolled my eyes. He knew I couldn't stand him pouting, for whatever reason it just got to me. I was normally stubborn with anything else, so it was weird.

"I love you too kitty," Kuro whispered, letting himself in. "Who let you in?" I glared at him. "You, besides I'm moving in anyways." He replied,
Taking off his hoodie and dumping it onto me.

"Yeah, welcome me as your personal coat hanger." I commented sarcastically, letting the big hoodie fall onto the floor. "Hey, starting tomorrow I'll be living here anyways!" He defended himself. "Emphasis on tomorrow." I added.

I enjoyed his company, and I found it cute that he got up to come see me. Except I somehow couldn't put that into words or actions. Well, there was cuddling and having sex, but that was normal. Especially with how horny Kuroo is.