I told Shamin to write down what he is thinking while I'm in the shower and this is what he wrote-
Hai, I'm Shamin Kassie's BF. Kaskas the Canadian Goose (what he calls me) has been in the shower for hours. I tried to swallow a rock yesterday. Welp I'm 24 and Kassie is 22. I live in Scotland with Kassie. My favorite color is yellow. My least favorite color is green. Omg I hate green cups. Ugh don't even get me started about the orange ones. There so ugh green!
My name ShaminOmg Shamin.