Gay? Nah.

Chapter 일

Jimin's POV

"Can I get an iced vanilla latte and hot coffee with one ice cube?" I asked the drive through talk box thingy.

"Okay, anything else ma'am?" The lady asked. I rolled my eyes at yet another mistake someone finds in assuming my gender.

"No, that's all," I responded.

"Okay, your total is 12$. Pull up to the next window."

"Wait, can you make it 10$," I asked.

"No, this is not how this establishment works," the lady responded rather rudely. I mean I'm asking for two dollars off, so that's fair.

"What if I say I'm the CEO of..." I trailed off, looking around for any business I could say I'm the CEO of. "...Yesstyle..."

"Alright I'm too tired of this, just pull up."

I did as told and met her at the window.

"Hello ma'am- sir?" She asked as she turned around, shocked.

"Why, yes. Now, give me my drinks," I told her as I handed her my debit card. Instead of taking my card and giving me the drinks, she scowled at me.

"You aren't the CEO of-"

"Just because I said something doesn't mean it's true. For example, you calling me a ma'am. Besides, it's worker fault. Judging by your uniform, you're the manager. I really thought Starbucks was good at picking managers," I scoffed.

"Alright, well, people shouldn't tell lies, Twink," she spat back. Twink? What's a twink? Not important, it probably means idiot.

"Can you just give me my drinks? My girlfriend's waiting." I sighed, tired of this girl's shit.

"What? Girlfriend? Um... sorry to break it to you, but your girlfriend's a closeted les-" I couldn't hear what she said after that due to some other women cutting in.

"Hanseul, can you just give the man his damn drink and stop spewing shit?!" I heard a girl yell.

"Ma'am, who's your manager here?" The bitchy lady asked.

"You think I'm stupid?! Of course I know it's you! I'm just telling you to give the man his drinks and stop arguing." The other lady was probably a barista that was listening to the conversation. "If anything, it's you who's stupid for letting him have two dollars off!"

"Oh shut up Sana, you're not relevant to the conversation anyways."

Sana pushed through the rude lady and handed me the drinks.

"Here, these are on me, have a good day, sir!" She smiled at me and I thanked her then drove away.

I turned the car out of the drive through and drove it to some random store nearby. On the way there, I almost hit about three other cars. Oops.

The store I arrived at was a makeup store. It was near the 14th of this month. White day. It was time to look for a present for Jihyo. Upon searching the isles, I found a bracelet to give to her. It was made of chains and had a cute heart charm. Smiling, I walked towards checkout when I saw a bunch of nail polish out of the corner of my eye.

I turned and walked towards it, examining the tiny bottles of toxic paint. Not really thinking, I grabbed a bottle of black color then walked back to the register. (idk if blacks a color).

At the register, there was an old man who scanned the items and put it into a bag.

"Thank you, bye!" I smiled. I don't think he could hear me, but it's the thought that matters.

Once I got home, I hid the gift in my drawer next to my bed. She's supposed to come over today. My parents aren't home, so it was the perfect opportunity. I sat my keychain down on my bedside table and flopped into my bed.

My phone started ringing and it was Jihyo.

"Hey!" She said with her bubbly voice.

"Hi~" I responded.

"So, I'm coming over in a few. Just to let you know."

"Okay, text me when you're here." I smiled to myself.

"Bye~"

"Bye~"

It was intoxicating how sweet we spoke to each other. Almost like something was too good to be realistic. I smiled and opened my phone up to twitter, going to a random account that was full of... not suitable things for children. Not pictures. Just thoughts.

Today's read "I just want a girl to peg me". I was confused. Pegging? Huh? What's that? I thought to myself. Shrugging my shoulders, I closed my phone and went back downstairs to wait at the door. Jihyo always tells me to stay off the roads. I technically don't have a license, but my parents own a real estate company and can pay for any accidents.

I waited about five minutes until I saw Jihyo's car pulling up to our gate. She walked up to my door and I let her in.

My house was considerably big. The real estate agency my parents own is very profitable. I go to a highschool in the city. British boarding school was something I hated, so I begged my parents to just go to school in Korea. They accepted and I'm pretty happy with my decision.

"Hey baby!" Jihyo said to me and put her coat on a coat rack.

"Hi~" I poked her cheek and hugged her tightly.

She giggled in response. We both travel to the living room to watch something until dinner.

"I got us both drinks. They're in the fridge." I got up and took both drinks from the island in the center of the kitchen. "Here." I handed her the hot coffee and joined her on the couch while sipping my iced drink.

I looked up at her and found her staring into space. She looked deep in thought.

"What is it, baby?" I asked her and planted a kiss on her cheek.

"Nothing, just thinking." Strange.

Not thinking much of it, I shrugged and found the remote to the tv. It took us years to find something until we gave up and watched My Little Pony. It was the one where Princess Luna has to chase black smoke in people's- ponies' dreams.

Eventually, dinner time came and Jihyo cooked us some Korean barbeque. The air felt awkward and different than normal. It was weird and I couldn't tell why or what was happening.

However, all worries went away when we sat at the island and fed each other food. It was cute. My parents soon arrived home from their day of work.

Sadly, tomorrow was a school day and I was not happy about it. Tonight I'm going to try and sneak into her house. I'm a rebellious teenager. Just, no drugs. I'm afraid I'll spill some secret about myself that I don't know even exists. I already set the melatonin in my parents' water they drink at dinner. Let me tell you, my dad is practically knocked out by 9:00 pm when I give him melatonin. I think it's hilarious.
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