childe's pooping problem

part 2, bald scaramouche arc

bye i have no idea where i left off so. 

( also, thanks for getting so many views on the last part LMFAOOASODHSODHA i meant it all as a joke) 

childe walks out the room, looking for scaramouche. "AYYOOO WE'RE GONNA GO FIND A DOCOTOR NOW" he calls out for him. but there's no response, childe keeps walking down the hall looking for scaramouche. he eventually find scaramouche's room and opens the door to only find scaramouche taking off his hat. 

scaramouche turns around, butt naked, look at childe. childe looks at the top of his head only to find that SCARAMOUCHE HAS A BIG FAT BALD SPOT ON HIS HEAD WHERE HIS HAT SHOULD BE. childe holds back his vomit, looking away. "ya so we're looking for a doctor right?" he asks, pretending he didn't see anything. "no we're not, im currently naked and you are still standing in front of me. leave." scaramouche commands. throwing his hat like a frisbee. "it's ok, there's nothing to look at anyways cause you are built like an among us character." childe says, with all the sass he has. 

omg guys it says you are sus, and there's a phone number written on it. 

scaramouche looks at him, in disbelief. "hey man, leave right now before i do something really bad to you." childe walks away leaving his door wide open, "okay have fun cleaning your bald spot." he laughs. later signora walks by scaramouche's room to find him still butt naked wiping his bald spot. aaaannd she dies, so now we're hosting her funeral.