THESE AREN'T LAUGHING JACK HEADCANNONS YOU MUST BE HALLUCINATING.

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- on isaac's birthday he will get some of his color back !!
- he is generally kind to the creepypasta children such as Sally, as she reminds him of isaac.
- he will try to have tea parties with Sally but can't hold the cup right because of his claws.
- he is fascinated by bones and will often collect the bones of animals and the people he murders. he prefers small ones, though.
- Laughing jack doesn't actually like killing children, it's an intrusive urge and if he does kill a child he feels awful afterwards. he develops intense platonic feelings for the children he is imaginary friends with and often does not want to let them grow up and forget about him like Isaac did, this is the root of his homicidal urges towards children. he prefers adults, specifically abusive parents.
- the candies that laughing jack produces and gives to children increase dopamine and energy levels so that they never want to stop playing with him.
- Laughing Jack's favorite candy is skittles.
he also likes rainbow lollipops.
- his favorite music is probably 1800s Jingles. he loves phonographs (the first known music recording device) and has a very old one in his room, though it can't play music anymore. he has a slightly newer model that can still play and he collects the oldest records he can find.
- he hates the feeling of leather.
- it took a long while for Laughing Jack to stop offering old-timey medicine to sally when she's sick, because most of the time the remedies Jack offered were full of morphine and alcohol. this mf can't understand the concept of children's cough syrup
- he likes hallucinogens and takes them regularly. the swirling colors give him a sense of euphoria

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