[this is the first dream i had when i was actually sleeping, theres another one i had after this one]i had a dream about sbi making a chill stream in tommy's house and then it suddenly turned into a q&a stream without tommy (bc hes eating mud outside) and the convo goes like this
Phil: *read someones question out loud* techno do you have any romance trope that you particularly like? if so then whats your favorite?
Techno: uhh i probably have to go with a...slow burn...
Wilbur: :ooo
Techno: yeah it takes time for me to develop a romantic feeling or attraction to someone, uhh i probably prefer to be close friends with them first before any tension starts to build up
Wilbur: t-techno i think they mean it like in a book or a movie
Techno: oh i thought they meant in real life ;-;
Phil: *laughs*
Techno: BruuUuUhHh
and now the idea of techno liking slow burns in relationships is still stuck on my mind
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[moving on this is the second dream i had while i was taking a nap a few minutes ago]
i just took a nap a few minutes ago and found myself dreaming again about me watching technos latest stream because i missed the stream when it was live (its true tho he streams when im already having a good night sleep) and this time he was streaming on dream smp. when he opened his new secret based, at the very front was a sign with my FULL name on it and his name on it EXACTLY LIKE THIS
and then suddenly i stop the video and checked twitter really quick and everyone in my tl was curious about who is this 'person' techno wrote on the sign and shit and then i replied to one of my friends tweet about it whos an sbi fan (both in this dream and irl) and i replied to her "uhh how does he know my actual name" and then she replied "OH MY GOD I FORGOT THATS YOUR FULL NAME HE WROTE" and then everyone replied to my friends tweet saying if i have proof and i showed them my biodata, my birth certificate, and also somehow my diploma??? and then everyone went crazy about it and now my twitter is blowing up because of how many people replied and i checked technos twitter to see if he somehow told someone or tweet about it and well....theres one person who replied to his latest tweet saying
@sophie28931 [this is the exact user in my dream help]
TECHNOO TELL US WHO IS THIS PERSON (myfullname) AND WHY DID U PUT WROTE THEM IN UR SIGNand then techno suddenly replied with this
Technoblade 🐷 @Technothepig
edited : dating
colored : just friends
removed : idk who they areeverybody knew when he replied he was implying about the sign in dream smp and when i saw that i was like "???????" WTF IS GOING ON and then suddenly idk how but timeskip and now techno is a vampire?? somehow we've been dating for a while and he introduced me to his parents who's also vampires but they look like fucking morticia and gomez addams and they told me if they want me to accept me as his gf i had to take one big sip of water with worms inside for 20 minutes and make sure i dont swallow it and i did that with techno just standing watching like this mofo dont even care 💀 and then when i reached 20 minutes i threw up and then i woke up :///
what is wrong with me