And the next day, the punch line.
My two sisters, Karen and Tsukihi, beat me awake as usual. My body felt sluggish. I forced myself out of bed. It seemed harder than usual. My muscles ached, like I had a fever. This wasn't like Hanekawa's incident; I hadn't done any grappling or running, so I hadn't done anything to strain my muscles, but each step hurt. I made it down the stairs, but nearly toppled down them instead. My mind was clear, and it wasn't flu season, so what was going on?
I thought about it, and an impossible idea tugged at my brain.
I took a turn into the bathroom.
And stepped onto the scale.
My weight was 55 kilo.
But what the scale displayed is 100 kilo.
"...Seriously?"
Like he'd said...
Gods are pretty out of it.
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Monogatari Series
RomanceThe story centers on Koyomi Araragi, a third year high school student who has recently survived a vampire attack, and finds himself mixed up with all kinds of apparitions: gods, ghosts, myths, and spirits.
