Hello! My name is Chrish and, I love playing gibberish! (out of nowhere??HAHAH!)
We just had our last midterm exam awhile ago yet, I already have a bad feeling about my scores! Funny, isn't it?
Well, here's whyyyyy.🙂😌
I woke up late.
No, not really. I did wake up when the alarm goes wild.
So, thinking that our Prof will keep us posted, I went straight to our Group Chat and yes, there's one.
"Maghanda. Sa loob ng ilang minuto ay uumpisahan nyo na ang inyong Pang-gitnang Pagsusulit sa SosLit. Ang pagsusulit ay magaganap sa Google Classroom sa pamamagitan ng Google Form. Siguraduhing nakahanda na ang lahat upang maiwasan ang anumang aberya at higit sa lahat, mag-almusal bago harapin ang pagsusulit! Good luck, BSED English 2A!!"
We were welcomed by that message and of course, everyone get themselves ready. Except for one student.
Yep, that's right. You got it buddy.
THAT one, particular, specific student was non other than...me.
Oh, boy. I tell you what, as soon as I read those lines? My head started throbbing in pain! Sooooo, I did the best remedy.
I went back to sleep. 😌
Hey, sleeping is the best medicine for anything that aches. Right? No? Oh, well.
So, I slept and after about...30 minutes?? of staying in Wonder Land, I decided to wake the hell up. In which, made me experienced...the next 5 seconds like hell.
With eyes wide open, hair all disheveled and phone in hand, I scrolled through my messenger and there I saw...the most heartbreaking message EVER, in my entire life as a gorgeous human being alive!
(tss, this beach! Will you stop?! You're so full of yourself! You're making me feel sick!)
"Naipost ko na ang inyong pagsusulit sa ating Google Classroom. Maari na kayong magsimula.Automatic na magsasara ang Portal eksaktong 10:30 A.M."
Message delivered at exactly 9:30 A.M. Freaking 9:30 A.M!!!!!!🙂😭🤧
Wow, I'm doomed.🙂☹🙁
Parang gusto ko ng magsuicide.
Any advice how to do that like, more quietly and less dramatic?
Like, I just want my family to see me in my room, all-out dressed in my chanel pajamas and gorgeously laying there on my bed, eyes wide open while staring up at the ceiling; both hands delicately placed in stomach, all magnificently manicured.
No? Okay.
Anyways, back to the story.
I was late. I woke up at exactly 10:00 A.M meaning I only have 30 minutes left to finish his exam.
Haays. I freaking hate myself sometimes.
Nope! Let me rephrase that.
I freaking hate myself ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!🙂🤡
(Yeah, stop lying to yourself beach. Get yourself together.)
And there, I spent the whole 30 minutes in complete distraught, in complete agony.
Damn, I wasn't able to answer the essay part 'cuz I only got 3 minutes left and this dude wants us to compose one at about 8-10 sentences!
Plus, wait, there's more! We have to do poetry! 2 stanzas and each should have 4 lines!
How the hell am I gonna do that??!! Seriously? There's no way in hell that this brain, could shrink its ideas within 3 fudging minutes.🙂🤡
So, instead of stressing the hell outta this gorgeous body, I decided to just leave a message.
A message that anyone would want to read.🙂😌🤡
"Happy Holiday's po!"
Both in essay and dun sa poem section haha!
Whuut?? It's better that way! Stop thinking that it's not haha!
But, yeah. I left that message and just forced myself to feel a 'lil less sorry for myself.
For everything that has happened.
For every unfortunate series of events that I never failed to miss, all throughout this Midterm Exam Week!🤡😌🤣
Until then, Happy Holiday's!💕🌻😎
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Blink Things
Short StoryWell, what am I suppose to say?? Haha! This is just one of my Quarantine Thoughts. If may magbabasa man or wala, it's fine hihi! I'll just drop my stories here so I won't have to compile them here sa laptop ko and sayang naman andito lang sila haha...
