Matty: So, what happened to Ronald?
Sadie: I have no idea.
Matty: Anyway, do you take Anakin to be your totally legal wedded hus-?
Obi-wan: W-Wait!
Matty: CONTENT!
Obi-wan: Sadie! I've always loved you! Ever since my eyes glared upon you, I always knew you would be the one for me!
Anakin: Hey! No! This is my wedding!
Obi-wan: Mine now! Sadie, will you marry me.
Sadie: Sure, why not?
Anakin: NO! Don't fall for his tricks! Is there anyway I can get you to marry me?
Poopet: We doin' this again?
Chica: DON'T YOU DARE-!
Poopet: Chilax, I moved on to bunnies now.
Chica: WHAT-?
Bonnie: *Realisation*
Poopet: *Eating Toy Bonnie*
Bonnie: I want a slice.
Obi-wan: PLEASE? CHOOSE!
Sadie: Well... I have a confession...
Everyone: WHHHAAAAT-?
Matty: CONTENT! Please continue.
Sadie: My name... Is not Sadie!
Everyone: *Gasp!*
Poopet: This reminds me of cheese.
Matty: Me too!
Sadie: My name is.... Hujghjhrbfjhhjjghjhjhhpopuuhbggvgggggghttytyvxfhngyyhgyhcghhghmmmmmioioioioiiiiiiiioooioioiiiiioioioioioioiollllllllllllbread!
Shiemi:... What-?
Sadie: Whoever can say my name will marry me! 'Cause why not?
Mando: Hello, Hujghjhrbfjhhjjghjhjhhpopuuhbggvgggggghttytyvxfhngyyhgyhcghhghmmmmmioioioioiiiiiiiioooioioiiiiioioioioioioiollllllllllllbread! How's the wedding?
Matty: Do you take Mando to be your legally and lawfully wedded husband?
Sadie: Sure, why not?
Matty: And do you, Mando, take-?
Golden Freddy: I'm lonely and have a crush on two people. Can I marry you to make them jealous, then they'll admit they both loved me to each other, then bonded over that and get together, then you divorce me and we can all be in a poly ship?
Sadie: Sure! Why not?
Mando: MINE!
Aphmau: Why can't you just ask them out now?
William Afton: Yeah, why not?
Sadie: I want to marry you.
William: Sure, why not?
Golden Freddy: NO PLEASE MARRY ME!
Sadie: Sure, why not?
Papyrus: HELLO DAUGHTER!
Toy Chica: Ahh, yes, that.
Sadie: Hi dad.
Foxy: HELLO DAUGHTER!
Sadie: Hi.
Circus Baby: This is just Mama Mia.
Matty: Who is the gay dad?
Circus Baby: Mettaton, you're a boy right?
Mettaton: That's right, Darling!
Circus Baby: Freddy, why have you been seen in the girls' bathroom.
Freddy: I thought it was the boys.
Circus Baby: All of them. All of them are Harry.
Matty: YES!
Eggs Benedict: Why do you even care? It's just a sexuality?
Matty: *Gasp!* GAY IS GOD!
Eggs Benedict: Well then, not my fault if you get put on R/ GachaLifeCringe!
Aphmau: Can this wedding please continue?
Mr. Dillion: *Appears*
Matty:... No... Please no; I'll never look at him the same way again...
Mr. Dillion: *Disappears*
Matty: Thank you. Anyway, Goldie or William?
Sadie: I din' know.
Poopet: I'll kill William if you tell me who you want to be with.
William: PFF-! She won't-!
Goldie: YOU AND ELIZABETH!
Poopet ans Circus Baby: WHAT-?
William: WHAT-?
Poopet: *Shoots William* Oh Cassidy... Why didn't you say?
Goldie: I was scared... Also, William existed.
Circus Baby: Can we all date now?
Poopet: Yes... We can...
Matty: AWW!
Obi-wan: I STILL WANT TO MARRY HER!
Anakin: ME TOO!
Circus Baby: Why not get married with me, Charlie, Cassidy and Mary?
Poopet: Mary-?
Circus Baby: *Hugging an Ice Cream Cone*
Poopet: Umm.. Y-Yeah, Mary!
Sadie: Sure! Why not?
Kawaii~Chan: *Catches on fire*
Travis: Calm down, calm down, calm down-. She's dead.
Kawaii~Chan: *Dies*
Roman Sanders: Did you bring my keys?
Patton: I THOUGHT YOU SAID CHRISTMAS TREE!
Roman: WHY THE *CENSORED BY MATTY* WOULD I SAY CHRISTMAS TREE?
Remy: HEY SIS! IT'S CHRISTMAS! YOU CAN CROSS ME OFF OF YOUR WISHLIST!
Matty: PLEASE, I'M GOING TO BE COPYRIGHTED!
Funtime Freddy: *Plays Savage Love*
Bon-Bon: *Dances along*
Funtime Freddy: Raise your hand if you're gay.
Matty: Do you, Bon-Bon, take Funtime Freddy to be your lawdully
lawfully wedded husband?
Bon-Bon: I do.
Matty: And do you, Funtime Freddy, take Bon-Bon to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Funtime Freddy: I do.
Matty: You may now kiss the bunny.
Bonnet: OBJECTION!
Pheonix Wright: This is a wedding?
Funtime Foxy: *Shoots Bonnet* I gacha lil' bro.
Lolbit: Can I have a hug?
Funtime Foxy: *SIMP MODE: ACTIVED*
Lolbit: HA! SIMP-! Gimme Snuggles.
Funtime Freddy and Bon-Bon: *Kiss*
Virgil: WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHO ARE-? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???
Bonnie: DID YOU JUST EAT PLUSHIE BOI?
Poopet: OH *CENSO-!*
Plushie Boi: Hello-!
*World Explodes*
Pedro Pony: Hi! Wanna marry me?
Sadie: Sure! Why not?
