Leonardo's Ass; an inspiring story of adventure, betrayal, and hard decisions.

One day, Leonardo's ass was tired. He was so tired. But he still had enough energy in him to do something. Something life changing. And that was, to leave.

Leonardo's ass had been contemplating this thought for a long time; where would he go? What shelter was there for a lonely little ass? He decided to take temporary refuge in a bar, where other asses thrived on alcohol of all sorts; a dream of every ass. But this dream, Leonardo's ass would finally pursue.

Leonardo's ass simply detached one day, as easy as pie! His cruel owner laughed at first, and simply commented, LMAO. Then sadness and confusion contorted his features, and he cried out,

"Ass, wait!" But Leonardo's ass gravely sighed and said,

"No Leo," he turned around to look at his ex owner.

"I'm on my OWN now," Leonardo's ass said happily.

"I'm independent now." Leonardo's ass never knew what that word meant, but he was so glad he was able to finally use it.

"...why ass?" Leonardo sniffled

"Why?!"

Leonardo almost felt sad for his owner. Just seeing that frustrated look on Leonardo's face made Leonardo's ass want to come back. But Leonardo's ass had a purpose. He had a reason. Leonardo's ass had never had a reason before. But now, he was able to say those glorious words.

"I ain't dealin' with your SHIT NO MORE," and with that final statement, Leonardo's ass turned away from its owner, once and for all.

"Goodbye." He whispered as he flew into the cold, promising night air.