Deku's Grave Mistake [DISCONTINUED]

jingle bells, kacchan yells (christmas eve special)

A/N: Disclaimer: the Christmas carol in this chapter is not mine, it was originally sung by a user on TikTok! :)

m a n l y: guys, not to brag, but i'm a pretty awesome singer

bakugoaway: if you mean in the context of sounding like a dying pig, i agree

m a n l y: >:O

m a n l y: that's mean babe :(

bakugoaway: ...sorry babe

Detroitsmashmyass: ALDOEOWOGTIEOLDCJWPLxkf— HEELP

Floaty: deku! are you okay!?

Todobroki: he's probably questioning his existence because bakugo's apologizing

Detroitsmashmyass: WHO ARE YOUU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KACCHANNALDLEOSOLXXLSL

bakugoaway: STFU shitty hair's an exception

m a n l y: <3

m a n l y: anyway, i have an important announcement, so listen up fuckers

piKaChU: the...

AlienQueen: bakusquad...

Flex_Tape: has composed...

m a n l y: a song...

piKaChU: for all of you to hear!

Detroitsmashmyass: and why are you telling us this at 11 o' clock at night on christmas eve?

AlienQueen: we got bored, so we decided to write a christmas carol for you all!

bakugoaway: excuse me, i was not part of this, so don't fucking call yourselves the bakusquad

piKaChU: but...you love us, don't you? 🥺

bakugoaway: of course!

piKaChU: really??

bakugoaway: fuck no

piKaChU: damn 😭

callme_tsu: c'mon guys, it's christmas

callme_tsu: can't y'all just chill?

bakugoaway: CHRISTMAS IS JUST ONE BIG ADVERTISEMENT FOR STORES SO THEY CAN SELL SHIT, I DON'T HAVE TO ACT "NICE"

Todobroski: someone's in a bad mood...

Floaty: he's acting a lot like the grinch lmao

bakugoaway: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME ROUND FACE?!

AlienQueen: omfg, just shut up and let us sing bakuhoe!

m a n l y: aHeM...cue the music!

piKaChU: jingle bells,

Flex_Tape: kacchan yells

bakugoaway:

AlienQueen: uraraka floats away

Floaty: huh?

m a n l y: deku cries,

Detroitsmashmyass: hey! >:0

piKaChU: shoto sighs,

Todobroki: -_-

AlienQueen: and iida runs away!

iidad: excuse me?

Floaty: 😌✨👏👏

m a n l y: thank you, thank you very much! tickets to our concert are currently on sale!

bakugoaway:

bakugoaway: you wasted the time i could be using for sleep

bakugoaway: for a fucking tiktok song?

m a n l y:

piKaChU:

Flex_Tape:

AlienQueen:

Flex_Tape: we're screwed

m an l y: run

bakugoaway: YOUR CHRISTMAS TREES WILL BE BURNT TO ASHES BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH ALL OF YOU

birdfor_brains: revelry in the dark

Floaty: he said it again... 😥

birdfor_brains: merry christmas fuckers

birdfor_brains: caw caw

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A/N: Merry Christmas Eve everyone! I hope you all get what you asked for, and I especially hope that you all have fun celebrating with your family tomorrow!

But even for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, I hope you have a wonderful and fun filled holiday!

Another special will be published tomorrow, too, so stay tuned! This chapter was shorter than I wanted it to be, but tomorrow's will hopefully be longer! :D