Tendou marched up to the door of Ushijima's house, hesitating for a few seconds, mustering up the courage for what he was about to do, before knocking loudly on the door of his soon to be ex-beloved.
"Good evening, Tendou-san." Ushijima said, "Please, come in."
"Ushijima, we gotta talk." Tendou said.
"Of course, about what?" the clueless male questioned.
"I want to end this relationship." Tendou said solemnly.
"Well, this is certainly not eggcelent." Ushijima said
"SEE THIS IS EXACTLY WHY!" the red haired male said, now raising his voice "IM SICK OF YOU CONSTANTLY MAKING FARM PUNS, USHI."
"B-but you made my heart go moo.." Ushijima said, now apart he was holding back tears.
"Please stop," Tendou shakily said, now lowering his voice. "It's hard to said this to you when you're making all of these farm puns."
Tears were now flowing down Ushijima's face, his eyes red and puffy, and his throat tightening.
"Cow go quack..."
Those were his last words before the alien chicken shot him with a laser beam, giving him a short but painful death, before he fell to the ground, a hole through his chest.
Tendou now regrets that day. He regrets trying to break up with him. He softly ran his fingers across Ushijima's last words, now carved on his gravestone
"Cow go quack".
