The midoryaverse

I bought 9 guns

Ocaru: oh this is gonna be HILARIOUS! But first...
He snapped his fingers and the L.O.V, camie, the wild wild pussycats, the todoroki's, bubble girl, the Bakugo's, stain, all for one, The shields (Melissa is also in the harem), sir nighteye, nana shimarua. After a complete shit show and some explaining. But he had to get eri and Kota out of the room first and into a kids room filled with Deku stuff. The universe was ready to be shown.

Izuku: I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I don't really like having company over at my house.
He said as all of U.A was watching him on stage.

Shigaraki: this is probably gonna suck.

Izuku: I don't, the reason why, Is because my house got robbed. Whenever your house gets robbed it messes with you mentally. It's all about protecting your house hold, I'm the man of the house, I'm gonna protect my house hold.

Dabi: don't he have a quirk?
Ocaru: this was before U.A and he's also a late bloomer.

Izuku: so I went out, and bought 9 guns. Put them in secret compartments all over my house. Understand something, you can not put guns in secret compartments in your house, without fake scenarios in your head that help justify you putting them in these places. Here's were you go crazy. I was in my house for 3 hours by myself, acting out shit that never happened.

Ocaru was already smiling.

Izuku: oh! Ohhh! Shit! Oh shit! This how you gonna do me? Huh? You gonna rob me at the front door? Okay. Okay. I'm gonna give you what you want. I'm gonna give you what you want. Just let me get the mailbox one last time. Gun compartment!
The audience laugh.

Everyone starts chuckling a little.

Izuku: Ohhhh! Shit! Ohhh! Shit! This how you gonna do me? Huh? You gonna rob me in the guest bathroom?

This is when some people started laughing.

Izuku: okay. Okay. I'm gonna give you what you want. I'm gonna give you what you want. Just let me wipe my ass one last time. Gun compartment!

All for one laughed a little.

Izuku: Ohhhh! Shit! Ohhh! Shit! This how you gonna do me? Huh? You gonna rob me in the kitchen, while I'm cooking for my family on thanksgiving?

Now more people started laughing.

Izuku: okay. Okay. I'm gonna give you what you want. I'm gonna give you what you want. Just let me open the oven and check on the turkey one last time. Gun compartment!

Now everyone starts laughing, some even wheezing.

Izuku: Ohhhh! Shit! (Chuckles) Ohhh! Shit! This how you gonna do me? Huh? You gonna rob me in the living room while I'm sitting on the couch in front of the fireplace, masturbating? okay. Okay. I'm gonna give you what you want. (Wheezes) I'm gonna give you what you want. Just let me log off of Pornhub one last time. Gun compartment!
Izuku starts laughing himself.

At this point, everyone was laughing hard.

Izuku: Ohhhh! Shit! (Chuckles) Ohhh! Shit! This how you gonna do me? Huh? You gonna rob me in the laundry room while I'm taking my clothes out the washing machine, putting them in the dryer? Okay. Okay. Hold on- we gotta.
Izuku starts laughing himself and was struggling to speak
Izuku: hold on, I gotta get through it, let me get through it. This is my favorite joke, hold on!

Everyone was dying of laughter, some were even light headed.

Izuku: You gonna rob me in the laundry room while I'm taking my clothes out the washing machine, putting them in the dryer? Okay. Okay. I'm gonna give you what you want. I'm gonna give you what you want. Just let me add some fabric softener sheets. Gun compartment!
The screen fades to black.

Everyone was now crying of laughter, hell, even all for one was laughing.
Momo: I can't breathe! (Wheezes)
Sir nighteye: I-I thinks I'm gonna pass out.
Toga: m-my stomach hurts (laughs)
Ocaru: next universe!