Cart titan x wshi

The meeting

Wshi POV: Bruh. I literally have to do this without captain. Oh my god I'm gonna die today. Goddammit why does captain have to be with Eren.  Alright, I can do this I just have to kill this one titan. I can do this. I am running on the wall as I see the titan. I am getting ready to jump as I build up more momentum.  I jump off the wall attaching my gear to it's hand. I spin around slicing it's arm as I go up, I get to the nape or the neck and I slice it off cleanly.  .....oh shit. My ODM gear ran out. OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIE. I'm falling.... CAPTAIN WILL BE SO DISAPOINTED IN ME.  Wshi.exe has stopped working. 

3rd person POV: As wshi is  falling the cart titan sees, and so they go and run over to wshi and save her.  They successfully save her, and she is very surprised. She was looking at the cart titan in awe. She was so surprised a titan saved her but, she was also worried that it was taking her in to do some disturbing things. Although it showed no signs of hurting her. 

Wshi pov: -aggressively makes out with cart titan-

Cart titan POV-makes out to her- 

3rd pov: WSHI didn't know that cart titan is her crush but, she still kissed him because he saved her. THIS is so kind and adorable. Bakabakabakabakabakabakakabajanakqbaa.  Eventually the cart titan took her into his lair, but she saw another titan. It was most likely a girl. He let her rest and started talking to the girl titan. WSHI got so jealous and nervous. They eventually stopped talking and then they had to go eat dinner. Humans. She couldn't eat her own kind could she? So she just went to bed telling him that he's okay. The lair was underground.  It was a damp, wet dirt area where wshi had to sleep. She was waiting for cart titan to come to her and sleep with her. He came and thought she was asleep so, she decided to get revenge from him being with the girl titan. Fucking ugly ass girl titan, wshi thought in her head. She hurried to pin him down before he could make any moves. She started stomping on his ballsack aggressively. He started screaming out of pain. He was gonna start peeing.

Wshi pov: he got me so mad. I started stomping on his ballsack, damn it smelled so bad. He started screaming. WHAT THE FUCK. Can he shut up like it doesn't hurt that bad. How are you so close to dying what the fuck. HE STARTED PEEING. His piss is all over my shoes now I hate this so much. You're not KAWAII I just cannot fw with you.