((shitpost- kinda))
You sat on the couch in Alex's living room. Alex was out doing whatever. You look around, bored. You then spot a certain striped clothing item of Alex's. You smirk a bit, grabbing it and putting it on.
Strangely, you knew what Alex smelled like from being near him so often and the scent was strong on his jacket.
You stayed on the couch for a while, kinda just vibin in a jacket that isnt yours. You get up after a few moments, going to his kitchen to find somethin to eat. Maybe you could steal some of his poptarts and make him mad for the fun of it.
You grab a box of poptarts and a banana.
Sitting back down on the couch, you munched on a poptart before hearing the front door open. You look over to see Alex in the doorway. He looked at you with a plain expression before sighing.
"Take it off and give me my poptarts.""No."
"Y/n."
"No."
Alex sighs in annoyance and walks over to you. "I'm gonna count to three."
You shake your head, mouth full of poptart. "One." He starts. "No!" You yell, getting crumbs on the couch a bit. "Two." He says. "NO!" You yell.
"Th-"
You ended up throwing the banana at him.It fell to the floor. Alex looked down at the banana then back to you. "Give me my jacket-"
"NO!"
Alex leaps over the side of the couch, pouncing on you. "If you dont give me my jacket im gonna lick your face, I swear to God-'' he threatens. You huff, trying to wiggle your way out from under him. "LICK MY FACE, I DONT CARE!" You yell. He stares at you as you struggle. He gave a small scoff with a smirk. "Alright then"
He stuck his tongue out, his tongue inches away from your face. You let put a screech. "Ew! No no no no no!!! Off off off!!!" You yelled, trying to shove him off. He didnt budge and ended up licking your cheek. You let out one of the most unholy screeches. "FUCKING GROSS, GOD DAMN!!! HAVE YOUR FUCKING JACKET, JUST GET THE FUCK OFF!!"
He got off of you and you took off the jacket quickly. He put it on, smirking a bit.
You crossed your arms with a huff. "Tiddy digger." You mutter.
"Yeah, im your tiddy digger."
"ALEX NO, WHAT THE FUCK?!?"
He laughs. "Im kidding- jeez."
You roll your eyes.
"I fucking love you." He sighs.
You flinch and look at him. You were a little taken back by his words. "I...I love you too."
He smiles a little, pulling you closer to him. He kisses your forehead, hugging you.
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I finished the 2nd chapter of this before i finished this one.
Haha, i love mah alex boi but brian UvU
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