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My Intro ish sort of thing?!!?
Well then here i am writing... well trying anyway to write a dairy thingy ish. The problem is that the last couple of times I've 'tried' to write a dairy its ended in disaster meaning i wrote in it for about 3 days and then that was it. yep, you can see how committed iam to my work. Oops sorry have i started off wierdly (is that spelt write?) well sorry about that cause i hear diary's and all that sort of stuff generally (big word!) start off with the persons name and all that mumbo jumbo... o.k then lets start again. hello, my name is... well really Ive got a really big variety of names like rachit and rat s***...... oh sorry is that a bit too norty to go in a diary sort thing and plus i try not to swear too much as its.... whats the word.... oh yes bloody annoying that's what it is!!! anyway lets cut to the chase (i don't know if its only Americans that say that but anyway i'll have to ask one the next time i see one which will be quite hard considering that i live in England, never been to America and don't plan too until I'm a famous actor!) now my real name is Rachel and I'm not going to tell you my last name until i get to know you as its highly confidential and what am i saying!? i mean I'm sat here talking to a book which has really polite manners considering it never interrupts anddddd I'm doing it again. but i have to admit its quite fun letting all your thoughts and feelings out and hey that sounded quite sophisticated!!! and there i go getting lost in random talk that you really don't need to know about. well what the heck i might make my chapters short and sweet and finish this one right here and now cause after all i think this is only the introduction sort thing. well bye bye for now and I'll talk to you again in the next chapter and don't worry if you think I'm talking a load of rubbish and want to put the book down right here and now cause its your loss. as you'll miss out on my incredibly confusing and completely amusing (see it even rhymes) life and all the love, laughing and i refer back to my title..... Balls whats next?!?!?!
