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Wendy : hey dad, does this couch make me look dead?

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Cornelia Paterson : do you remember what I said?

Cherry : yeah, you said "stop acting so weird, I need this job"

Cornelia : no!

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Delilah : a toast to my father who's (something about business I can't really make out what she's saying) also ONE OF YOUR WINE GLASSES IS POISONED

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Eleanor : knock knock? who's there? happiness!

Joyce : no!

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Eliza : why don't your dad and I clear out all of the old junk in the attic and build you a dark room?

Wendy : my life is a dark room

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Cecile : Elisabeth, you can't just sneak up behind people and take their essence

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Diana : you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart but didn't eat because something was obviously wrong with it so it just rotted in the hot African sun

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Alexander @ Wendy : I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from

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