╰☆☆ 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 ☆☆╮

This chapter was made at 3:00 in the morning

Kakashi : I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

Naruto : a dentist 

Sakura : idk what ur dentist is doing to you but you should go to the police

Sasuke : too bad they're dead 🗿

Everyone : saSuKe nO-

Sasuke : more like

Sasuke : 

Sasuke : 

Sasuke : brother why did you do this to me I trusted you

Sasuke : cry cry cry 

Sasuke : give roux 👀

*oikawa walks in* 

Oikawa : bitch where is the door I need to eat some food hoT DAMN

*oikawa t-poses away* 

Orochimaru : I am snek 

Orochimaru : kabuto

Orochimaru : kabuto

Orochimaru : kabuto come here

Orochimaru : kabuto 

Kabuto : no

Orochimaru : kabuto 

Orochimaru : yakushi kabuto

Kabuto : no

Kabuto : snek is gross

Orochimaru : oh no you didn't 

Kabuto : no

Orochimaru : kabuto

And that's when Mitsuki was born 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🗿🕳👀👩🏻‍🦯🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

Why the hell am I alive