South Park Oneshots

New Year's Eve (Kenny X F!Reader)

-ˋˏ Hey! Sorry for not writing for a bit. I'm trying to write this, though! I missed Christmas, but I won't miss New Years. Enjoy <3
TW: MARIJUANAˎˊ-

2ND PERSON POV:
You slammed the door behind you, hard. The force of pent up anger. Your parents were horrible. They had the nerve to get on you about your grades when they couldn't provide a good environment... Even at home. You sighed, crunching the receipt in your pocket and walking off to the park... At least being alone never failed you. You sat on the icy bench, admiring the select-night time around you. The only light in sight was the puff of your cigarette and the moon, shimmering down a faint 'hello'. You sighed again, watching your breath puff out. It was cold.. The snow piled down from the sky and kissed your shoes as you got up and crunched through the park. It would be less pretty with others here, you thought to yourself. 

3RD PERSON POV:
A tall figure walked up to the shorter-girl. He smirked, and placed his hand on her shoulder. "Come here often?" He said, teasingly. (Y/N) turned around and glared at him. She heightened her brows and placed her hand on her hip. "No, just when my parents kick me out." She said, slight-smirking. He picked at his finger nails. "On New Years? What a shame." He said, motioning her to follow him as he stepped towards a bench. You both sat, shivering from the touch of the wind. 

Y/N'S POV:
Kenny and I had been spending nights together... For a while. It was more because he chose to go on walks, get away from his house, and my parents kicked me out. Sometimes days at a time. I handed him the other half of my cigarette and looked away, resting my head on my hand. He pressed his lips to the cigarette and blew smoke in my face. He reached into his pocket, pulling out a bag of a green substance, dropping it in between us. He finished off the cigarette and stomped it out in the dirt. "I brought pot." He said, jerking out the seeds and stuffing it into a pipe. His breath pooled out of his mouth as he lit it, and took a hit. A faint cough followed after, followed by a swig of water. "Here." The blonde boy placed it in my band-aid covered hands. I hadn't actually ever... Gotten stoned before. It couldn't be too hard.

I took a gulp of smoke, and as soon as it hit my lungs, a shocking pain hit me. I was coughing my fucking lungs out! Kenny placed his hand on my back and handed me his water bottle. He laughed under his parka. "First timer?" 

After fifteen minutes of wretched coughing, I was finally able to calm my lungs down. Kenny took his pipe back. He inhaled some, and motioned me towards him.

2ND PERSON POV:
You felt Kenny grab your face and motion it towards his, before he locked your lips and blew smoke into your mouth. You leaned into it. You didn't know if this counted as a kiss... But it was enjoyable. "There." He said, smirking. "Shot-gunning is better for first-timers." 

Y/N'S POV:
I leaned back, flushed. Oh fuck it. I thought to myself, before pressing his lips back to mine.
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[ᴘᴀᴡɴ ꜱʜᴏᴘ - ꜱᴜʙʟɪᴍᴇ]

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My music blasted in the background as the two of us locked lips for a little longer. God.. What was I doing? He pulled away, his dazed eyes darted away from my own. Without saying another word, he grabbed my hair and pulled me into another kiss. No smoke, this time. Our tongues intertwined with each other.

He pulled away and smirked at me. "We can go back to my place~" I rolled my eyes at him. "You wish." He laughed and put his arm around me.

-ˋˏ Yeah, I hate this. Also, I didn't sleep last night and don't have the mind to finish it before New Year's. It's New Year's Eve, it's 5:40 in the morning, I haven't slept in two days, I have to go to a friends house in a couple hours, and I'm not up for it. Hope you enjoy this as is, and I'll try my best to write more later for compensation! ˎˊ-