1) Pretend you've never seen them before.
2) Start a friendly conversation with them.
3) If in an argument, shout 'cheese' or 'unicorns rock!' when they start acting really serious.
4) Constantly sing their least favourite song whenever you walk past them.
5) Send them a card on Valentine's day saying 'Roses are red, violets are blue, you really don't know just how much I hate you!' and also put a dirty tissue in the envelope just for luck.
6) Tell everyone that they have a crush on -insert the most ugly, horrible and unpopular boy/girl in your school here-.
7) Spam them.
8) Sit next to them at lunchtime and crunch and slurp really loudly.
9) Send them an empty envelope and box (wrapped up) for their b-day.
10) Hand them ONE dirty sock and say 'This is for you, I thought you might like it since you have the same personality!' and run off.
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How To Be Annoying- The Essential Guide
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