1) Sing 'The Wheels On The Bus' constantly.
2) Bang on the windows.
3) Start a conversation with him/her about something irrelevant.
4) Go to sleep and snore really loudly.
5) Pay your bus driver in coppers.
6) Scream and shout for no particular reason.
7) Sing along to the radio! (The worse, the better)
8) Eat and drink on the bus, making sure to slurp and crunch loudly.
9) Keep shouting 'I NEED THE LOO! THIS IS CHILD CRUELTY, YOU KNOW! LET ME GO TO THE LOO, NOW!' (Only works if there isn't a loo in your bus)
10) Keep pressing the 'stop' button then say 'Whoops, wrong stop.'. Repeat this until you actually need to get off.
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How To Be Annoying- The Essential Guide
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