Spencer Reid One Shots

Highschool: The Party

AU where Reid, Morgan, Garcia, JJ, Emily, and Y/N are in high school (they're all the same age, so that Reid isn't 12 lmao). Spencer and Y/N have an unlikely friendship, it's possible that they both want something more but...
Genre: fluff
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Spencer and Y/N were sitting in her kitchen after school, "Coolest party trick, go!"

Spencer shrugged, "I don't go to parties, you know that", he laughed a little.

"Yeah, but- -you know what? I'll go first.", she waltzed past him and opened her fridge. She pulled out a can of whipped cream and put a swirl on her hand, "Are you ready?", she giggled.

"Mhm", Reid smiled.

Y/N took her free hand and slapped it across her wrist as she threw her arm up. The whipped cream landed in her mouth and she swallowed it before looking back at him with a huge smile, "Ta-da!"

"Impressive", he responded sarcastically.

"Yeah, yeah whatever", she chuckled, "Your turn"

"Y/N/N, I don't go to parties. I said that."

"Would you?"

"What?"

"Would you ever go to a party?"

Spencer stuttered frantically, "I-I-I don't know. What do you even do at parties? I mean, it's not like anyone would invite me to one"

"You act like I get invited to them", she laughed.

"You do!", he giggled back.

"Well sure, some of them. But it's not like I'm popular, per se..."

"Yes, you are. Everyone likes you. But for some reason, that I'll never understand- - not that I'm complaining, you choose to hang out with me instead."

"Ok well, one- just because I'm known to be a jack of all trades it does not mean everyone from my extracurriculars likes me", she rolled her eyes, "and more importantly two, I choose to hang out with you", she punched him in the arm playfully, "because everyone else sucks dick. All the girls on the volleyball and the softball team think I have a crush on them. All the boys either make fun of me because I'm 'goth' or they just wanna hookup. And then there's you, you're so much better than all of them because talking to you is actually interesting, like a real conversation. Not just about dumb teenage shit that no one cares about."

Spencer turned a bright shade of pink. He always knew he had feelings for Y/N since they met at orientation four years ago. In fact, everyone knew that he liked her. Probably even her, but neither of them ever said anything. He was sure that it was because she didn't feel the same, but he always wondered what it would be like if she did. Other girls had shown interest in Spencer, mostly because he was smart and well- - tall, but it never went anywhere serious because all those girls just weren't, Y/N.

"As for your question, 'What do you do at parties?', there's two answers. What do I do at parties? And, What do normal people do at parties?"

"What do you do at parties?", Spencer was already laughing because he was sure he knew the answer.

"Well, I get a little too drunk, smoke like 3 blunts, look for other bi girls, but then I usually end up making out with like four guys. Oops.", she put her hand in front of her mouth before joining Reid in his laughter.

"Ok, ok- - What do normal people to at parties?"

"Typical popular MO is to get wasted, and dance while also irritating the shit out of everyone else there because they won't stop yelling, some kids smoke too, but mostly they try and see who can hookup with as many people as possible", she was still laughing so her words came out kind of broken.