1000 Funny Jokes

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Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

The Bad Boy, Cupid & Me

Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't...

Bad boy's baby girl ( Major Editing)

Elizabeth is a lonely 15 year old girl who does not know how to love. one day she was grocery shopping when a little girl came up to her. what she didn't know that it is the bad boys little girl. what will she do?

Love Theory

Limited Time: 40% off February Sale Alert! Save big, now until February 25th! *** Nick doesn't believe that a marriage needs love to survive, and he's out to prove it by marrying a stranger. But after proposing to headstrong waitress Annabelle, his theory begins to fall apart... ...

The Baby Project

Diamond Jenkins a 18 year old is ready to go to a normal day of school . But when she gets to health class everything g changes, and she is so shocked . See her journey of this adventure.

MY ALPHA MATE (editing)

⚠Warning⚠ This book contain quiet a number of errors.. All grammar errors will be fix in due time. So please don't get your underwear stuck in your butt about it. Still give it a chance . Love: A.Knowles

Bad Boy's Game

He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn'...

Babies after rejection (Currently being EDITED)

(Highest ranking: #52 in werewolf) Gonna be publish on Dreame/FicFun so do check it out !❤️

Whoa There Baby

AJ is the quiet shy girl who only has about 3 friends. She knows right from wrong. She doesn't smoke, drink, and is still a virgin if I must add. James is the badass player in school. He of course smokes, and had sex with tons of girls. He has mostly the whole school as friends. What happens when AJ and James are for...

I'm The Gang Leaders Possession

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She do...

Forbidden Human Mate

It is said that only the special humans get werewolf mates. Human mates aren't usually frowned upon in most packs, but as for The Larken Moon pack it's forbidden to claim and accept a human mate. Its been this way for centuries. ---------------- "Something was pulling me toward the cafeteria. Lord knows that I always...

The New Girl and Him

This is a story about Emma Rodríguez who is the new girl in town. She moved because of the death of her father. In this new town she meets Jace Winters, the usuall boy that all girls want. Yes it's a total cliché.

Waffle Cones (#1)

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

Kidnapped by Idiots {BOOK ONE OF KBI SERIES}

Walking alone in the morning to get to my class. I didn't expect three things to happen: #1- I get kidnapped. #2- The people who kidnapped me are idiots #3- I get free tacos What could go wrong? Oh yeah... Everything.

chats with batboy

"It's not like you could do anything about Milo." "Who says I can't? I'm Batman. Give the signal and I'll fucking be there." A boy with a unique Batman obsession converses with a smart mouthed girl who has a thing for superheroes. + #10 in Short Story (dialogue category) *old story*

Sorry, Wrong Number

"Hey Blake, I'm sorry but I don't think we can do this anymore." "Who the f*ck is Blake?" "Oh, sh*t!" A dialogue story *completed*

Donut Disturb

Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend y...

His Only Mate

Ella Lynn is a new student at Green Evercrest High she's short and shy. And awaits the day she can leave her uncle behind. Levi William has waited for the day to meet his mate what he wasn't expecting was a short 16 year old girl that smells like wild strawberries, but he's already fallen in love with her. Ella the hu...

The Babysitter✔️

Lexi is finishing up high school and needs extra money for the trip of her dreams and what better job is there than babysitting? What happens when she shows up for her first day only to find out she's babysitting the bad boy's family?

Tutoring The Bad Boy | ✓

"Okay, so one plus one equals...?" I asked, the amusement most likely evident in my eyes. "A child," he responded with a smirk. - Lucas King, the most popular, badass person in Ravenwood High School. He was also considered the most egotistical, cynical boy you could ever meet in your entire existence. That's saying s...

Summer Babysitting Job

Jeanie was excited for summer, just like everyone else. But when her parents announce that they will be going to Europe for the summer with some high school friends, Jeanie will be stuck babysitting their eight kids for the summer. What she didn't expect was that they were all boys... ---------- Cover picture credit:...

The Girl in the Hoodie

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZ...

Vampire's Pet

The world had gone to hell long ago, taken over by the vampire race. In order to keep some sort of peace in our land, the Vampire Lords made a consecutive agreement. The rich and powerful humans could survive just as they had been, untouched by the vampires save for the occasional blood collections, or so they thought...

Bad Boy || Xavier

Highest rank: #51- badboy #12- comedy Being new in a high school is difficult. Being "claimed" by the supposedly "bad boy" was even more difficult. He wouldn't stop- as he said himself. **WARNING THIS BOOK WAS NOT ALWAYS A WEREWOLF BOOK SO IGNORE THE COMMENTS THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE**

New Bad Boy In School

Gossips in Emerald High normally lasts for just a week or two. But ever since this new guy came into Emerald High, the gossips never lasts at all. Girls in school talk about his hotness, attitude and started fangirling over him. As for the boys, they get jealous of him as he gets all the ladies and also really good at...

Wrong Text | ✓

When two unlikely duo meets through a classic case of wrong numbers, a fun love story is about to begin...! [Takes 30 minutes to read the story!]

Babysitting The Bad Boy

{#1 in teenagers} {#2 in fiction} {#2 in popular} "You better not tell anyone about this." "Aw why not? I'm sure your fandom of desperate girls would love to know that their precious prince charming needs a babysitter." I smile innocently back at his death glare. "I'm serious, nerd. I could make your life hell." ...